The John's Potato

Similar to the bee's knees or the cats miaow.
Something awesome, cool or enjoyable.

Person 1: Have you been to that new restaurant??

Person 2: Yeah! It's the John's Potato!

by awesomemannn September 23, 2021

St John's School Boy

A good looking and handsome boy. Cool to talk and joke with but will chop you by hook or crook.

I like that St John's School boy. He really deserves the J Town green top

by J Town boy June 3, 2022

Famished John’s

Colloquialism for Australian fast food restaurant Hungry Jack’s

“Can we get some food on the way there? I’m craving some Famished John’s”

by loverama99 May 6, 2024

Elton John's Foosty Farter

A delightful cocktail shot consisting of 1 part Cointreau, 1 part Mozart chocolate liqueur and 1 part Mozart white chocolate liqueur (or Baileys).

Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.

Barman those shots were amazing! What do you call them?

That's Elton John's Foosty Farter

Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!

by elvi888 August 10, 2024

Day old Jimmy John's bread

What your genitals smell like after not taking a shower for 3 days

My dick smells like that day old Jimmy John's bread

by __Mudkip November 18, 2017

Salma Hayek Is Behemoth From Johann Sebastian Bach's "'.Bachlut.'"

Salma Hayek Is Behemoth From Johann Sebastian Bach's "'.Bachlut.'"

Salma Hayek Is Behemoth From Johann Sebastian Bach's "'.Bachlut.'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

N-word Papa John’s

Pizza made by papa John’s before the ceo was forced out for using a racial slur. With his departure went the drive to make quality food, and thus became another restaurant racing to the bottom for profit.

This pizza is almost as good as n-word papa John’s was!

by Cat_Puke January 4, 2026