by BADUDUSY2828282 October 11, 2021
Get the Joaquinmug. The term that says someone is super retarded. They also suck at moy ti and say the n word even though they are white.
by niggerloverbuttfucker May 7, 2025
Get the Joaquinmug. well to pull a jazzy joaquin you open the assault with a seneaky sanchez then transition into a gas pump after ou have had enough fun and are about to ejaculate you switch to doggystyle quickly and go for about a minute then you either pull a hudini or a pearl necklace or a pearl necklace to go but if you are civalized suck as i am you preform either a sneaky turkish or settle for the classic superman she will love it.
by benito1234 October 28, 2007
Get the jazzy joaquin mug. They are the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He helps you when you are down and celebrates you when you are up. He always knows the right things to say. He is very much a romantic and loves to show his love to the girl he loves. He cares deeply for everyone around him and helps everyone he sees. He is a very silly boy, who always brings smiles to everyone's face. He is a wonderful cook and likes to eat sweet treats. Everything is better when Joaquin is around. He is also one of the most attractive guys you will meet. His eyes are his best feature.
Ella: I can't wait to see my boyfriend. He always knows how to make me smile.
Mica: Oh my god! Is his name Joaquin?
Ella: Yes, they are the best!
Mica: Oh my god! Is his name Joaquin?
Ella: Yes, they are the best!
by kinder15 March 20, 2025
Get the Joaquinmug. Smarter than ellie,likes to steal stuff from others,real beaner.Best dude in the world,He enjoys making babies cry
by Whatthewoman69 November 22, 2021
Get the Joaquinmug. A fucking cunt of a man who is as skinny is a stick and lit doesn't have any friends. His dick is 2 inches and he's barely 3 feet tall. His ego is larger than his bank account. He's hella ugly but thinks he's special cuz a hottie chose him. Lit a douchebag and likes bodyshaming his exes. Deserves to die in the deepest pits of hell. Is a walking red flag who's bestie is a girl... EW. His parents are fucking ugly, just like his personality. FUCKING CUNT.
Joaquin has a micropenis
by iloveme24893250 December 18, 2023
Get the Joaquinmug.