jizzes on

when a subject gets you extremely and overly excited

person 1: man he freakin loves studying cardiology
person 2: yea he jizzes on that shit

by t.y. chang February 3, 2009

Jizz

Slang term for stuff that may be perceived as bad or rubbish or waste. Obviously originating and linked to male ejaculate or semen. But commonly used to describe other things perceived to be rubbish.

Your talking Jizz

by Stealth Siggi July 3, 2014

Jizz

The 'vibe' of a bird, as used in early 1900s birding texts.

I like the jizz of that bird, it is almost pheasant-like.

by Pedro_the_Penguin September 7, 2020

Jizz

Slang term for stuff that may be perceived as bad or rubbish or waste. Obviously originating and linked to male ejaculate or semen. But commonly used to describe other things perceived to be rubbish.

Your talking Jizz

by Stealth Siggi July 3, 2014

Jizz

White shit that comes out of your penis.
like the song jizz in my pants

Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I Jizz in my pants

by XDDeannaXD May 27, 2009

[jizz]

The elixer of life or, aqua vitae, for a woman or gay man.

"I really needed to drink that jizz or I would have died."

by FlexPPE March 31, 2009

Jizzely

when a girl puts her mans cum in the refridge and saves it for a later snack

"who put the jizzely in my refridge?"

by A2K February 18, 2003