Jargon Based Life Form

A human that is quite ambitious and works in private industry and speaks excessively in odd industry terms. These individuals are typically middle management all the way to the top of companies and they constantly spout statements that are popular at the time, jargon and specific to whatever is in fashion in their industry. A good example as of early 2026 would be the CEO of a massive burger restaurant chain taking a tiny bite of a cheese burger and calling it a "product." Suspiciously avoiding any language that may cause the viewer to think the product was actually food.

Investigations indicate that all MBA students are trained to be Jargon Based Life Forms.

I was shocked to be the only non jargon based life form in that board meeting.

by Dr Cornelius Higginbotham March 13, 2026

medigal jargon

The combination of medical and legal, it is a form of literature found in such information as insurance forms. The fine print medical and legal jargon that nobody ever reads.

The insurance benefits form had the following medigal jargon: Outpatient Prescription Drug Indemnity Benefit:
(Applicable only if this benefit is not excluded on the Schedule.)
The Company will pay the Outpatient Prescription Drug Indemnity Benefit, as shown in the Schedule, for each prescription filled for a Covered Person. This benefit is subject to the Outpatient Prescription Drug Indemnity Benefit Maximum, as shown in the Schedule.

by Wendy N and Beth C April 4, 2006

clock jargon

When you ask someone for the time and are told "half past" or "quarter past".

Person 1: Excuse me... What time is it?
Person 2: Quarter past.
Person 1: That's clock jargon... Can you tell me what the exact time is please?

by Fairhart January 23, 2017