to masturbate
by Brklynz Finest22 December 26, 2009

An alternative way of saying "I'm joking", most commonly present in the North East of England (AKA Geordie land).
'Jackin' being a substitute for the word 'joking'.
'Jackin' being a substitute for the word 'joking'.
Friend1: "I just saw an old lady pull her knickers down!"
Friend2: "WTH! Where?!"
Friend1: "Am Jackin ya chips man!"
Friend2: "WTH! Where?!"
Friend1: "Am Jackin ya chips man!"
by PeggyMcLeggy August 6, 2009

im not sure..u think of it
I think should we get crackin jackin so lets get crackin jackin, spiffy, niffy, snazzy, jazzy, crack, jack, crackin, jackin, smackin, cool, fool, tool, smool, jack, to go, start,fart,smart,dart,cart,lets go,crackin,jackin,started, farted,a greeting
by Sihan Wu January 3, 2008

by David March 16, 2004

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008

When someone is on Facebook, via mobile device. This can include but not be limited to: updating Fabo status, Facebook stalking, changing profile pic, etc. Does not include Twitter, Myspace, nor Xanga due to gayness of said sites.
by jakeyjake8872 June 3, 2011

Defecating while simultaneously masturbating. The climax can be most efficiently achieved by doing so while you wipe.
"Have you heard that Eric added 10 minutes of free time to his day by Crapper Jackin' ? "
"No shit... I guess I'll have to try it out sometime"
"No shit... I guess I'll have to try it out sometime"
by the super bukkake July 16, 2017
