jackin da bank

to masturbate

this kid was in his room jackin da bank when i walked in

by Brklynz Finest22 December 26, 2009

Jackin Ya Chips

An alternative way of saying "I'm joking", most commonly present in the North East of England (AKA Geordie land).
'Jackin' being a substitute for the word 'joking'.

Friend1: "I just saw an old lady pull her knickers down!"
Friend2: "WTH! Where?!"
Friend1: "Am Jackin ya chips man!"

by PeggyMcLeggy August 6, 2009

lets get crackin jackin

im not sure..u think of it

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by Sihan Wu January 3, 2008

jackin da cheese from da barn

To steal money from a house.

"Yo foo i was jackin da cheese from da barn and my neighbors came home and caught me jigga!"

by David March 16, 2004

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008

Jackin the Crane

Cutting wood with an Axe Aggressively, and violently

Graham: Yeah, haha… Oh No, he’s Jackin the Crane again, he’s using up our wood supply, somebody is gonna get hurt!

by NobodySleeks27 September 28, 2025

mud jackin

When you stick your penis in a women's anus then pull out and jack it onto her back. Then hit that ass with your fist as hard as possible.

Last nite I mud jackin a random, ran a 4.2 forty out the door. Greatest nite of my life. West side.

by Mud jacker May 10, 2017