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Mein Haar ist immer schlecht!

German for "My hair is always bad." Used when a woman is dissatisfied with her appearence whilst looking in a mirror.
Fuck! Mein Haar ist immer schlecht! I hate mirrors.
by James Frohlich April 18, 2007
mugGet the Mein Haar ist immer schlecht!mug.

Da ist ein Waschbär hinter dir

The perfect retort when your mum, your face and your mum's face are already exhausted.

Its original meaning is 'There is a raccoon behind you'.
A: Do you want to go to the cinema?
B: Your mum wants to go to the cinema.
A: Your FACE wants to go to the cinema.
B: YOUR MUM'S FACE wants to go to the cinema.
A: Da ist ein Waschbär hinter dir.
by Kalivha November 19, 2009
mugGet the Da ist ein Waschbär hinter dirmug.

andra ist cooler als dzejlan

Bin cooler als du🥳🥳🥳
andra ist cooler als dzejlan und das kann keiner ändern
by andraistcool June 2, 2020
mugGet the andra ist cooler als dzejlanmug.
i have no ide waht this means, i just wanted to post something
forsooth thou ist thunderation and gruity vretuit brezdy guitr poikler
by insert pseudonym heree November 2, 2020
mugGet the forsooth thou ist thunderation and gruity vretuit brezdy guitr poiklermug.
The funniest joke in the world so lethal, one will die from reading it. Known to be effective at a range of 50 yards and can cause fatalities from reading even two words together.

For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.
German Soldier *pulls out script*:

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*
by Kdog-Millionaire$$ October 7, 2019
mugGet the wenn ist das nunstück git und slotermeyer? ja! beiherhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput!mug.

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by Kapera January 13, 2022
mugGet the Ist a great windowmug.

bike-ist

A douchebag on a bike that thinks they own the road. Namely everyone who lives in Portland.
That bike-ist thinks they own the road.
by I_hate_bikes December 11, 2017
mugGet the bike-istmug.

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