caoimhphysical injury

karma sutra muscle injury, caused by not strectching or warming up

Dave was embarrased by his caoimhphysical injury to his hamstring, caused by not stretching before trying position 49

by motherucker1 June 25, 2009

dri (drinking related injury)

An injury caused by foolish or clumsy behaviour when drunk.

A: Hey man, how did you break your leg?
B: It's a dri (drinking related injury), I tried to cartwheel from the pool table to the floor last night.
A: Ah. Don't worry, heaps of people do that.

by functionalcoholic October 16, 2013

Ya Yeet Injury

Where you play Modern Warfare with your friends then get a Charley Horse on the mic

Guy 1: YO HE'S ON THE RIGHT

Guy 2: I SEE HIM YA YEET *Charley Horse Occurs*

Guy 1: god fucking dammit he got a Ya Yeet Injury.

by CucciEater142 September 13, 2020

sperm injury

a sports season-ending injury induced by sperm

Cassie: "Hey, did you hear that Juliet is out for the rest of the season, probably some of next season?"
Pam: "What happened?"
Cassie: "Sperm injury...the baby is due in May."
Pam: "Good for her, but she would have been out just six months with a knee injury."

by Rising Star June 26, 2009