Catch-phrase from Chuck Palahniuk's breakthrough novel Fight Club, and the David Fincher movie based on it. This is your life and it is ending one minute at a time. Reminder of mortality, prod in the back to go out and do something with yourself.
by Fearman May 28, 2008
You are standing in line and a lady screams at you to move to the back for her fair turn.
You reply with, "Bitch, I don't know your life!" and casually move to the back of the line.
You reply with, "Bitch, I don't know your life!" and casually move to the back of the line.
by Lalaleah December 15, 2008
something that you don’t have like what the fuck. You could be sucking pussy right now and having a lot of sex but, you don’t have it.
“Bro do you have a social life?”
“No because I’m a fucking lonely bitch.”
“That’s right because your social life doesn’t isn’t real!”
“No because I’m a fucking lonely bitch.”
“That’s right because your social life doesn’t isn’t real!”
by The Kinky person April 18, 2020
by Immaproudpoptart August 13, 2017
Jakky G:Errrrrrrrrr your face!!
Jack A (who fiddles with Malakie's genitals): Errrrrrrrrr go home and sort your life out!!
Malakie (who gets fiddled by Jack A): HAHAHAHAHA!! Jack A your hilarious!!
Jack A (who fiddles with Malakie's genitals): Ok then take off your pants!!
Malakie who gets fiddled by Jack A): Ok
Jack A (who fiddles with Malakie's genitals): Errrrrrrrrr go home and sort your life out!!
Malakie (who gets fiddled by Jack A): HAHAHAHAHA!! Jack A your hilarious!!
Jack A (who fiddles with Malakie's genitals): Ok then take off your pants!!
Malakie who gets fiddled by Jack A): Ok
by Count Scrotulus April 15, 2008
trust me with your life not with your wife
trust me with your life not with your wife
by rocky66 March 31, 2017
???: You wanna hear a joke?
Me: Yes...
???: Hippity Hoppity Your Life is now my Property!
Me: Not if I don't have one!
(Drowns in Frog Swamp)
Me: Yes...
???: Hippity Hoppity Your Life is now my Property!
Me: Not if I don't have one!
(Drowns in Frog Swamp)
by jpxfrd123 November 4, 2019