Airway heights

This loogie of a town between Spokane and Fairchild, WA. Comprable to a shitstain on a piece of tissue-thin toilet paper left on the floor of a rest stop bathroom.

The speed limit drops from 55 to 35 in Airway and then opens back up on the other side. The only attractions are the two casinos, a gaming store, Yoke's, and multiple motels, pawn shops, and auto parts stores. If you're looking to get a 2001 Ford Ranger with 250,000 miles on it for $10,000 at 20% APR, Airway is the place to go.

The city motto is "Airway Heights: Come for the meth, stay because you sold your car for more meth!"

The best thing to do there is to drive through it. The second best thing to do is to watch all of the meth zombies walk around Walking Dead style while you drive through.

This is where all of the excess chemtrails from Fairchild ended up.
Bob: "Wow, is this some kind of Fallout simulation where they train the soldiers to fight after a nuclear war?"
Jerry: "no, this is just a good day in airway heights"
by DIRKHARDPEC January 06, 2019
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Plaza Heights

The place where parents want to over pay for their children to get the same education they would at any other public school. The only difference being the dress code and enormous amounts of teenage pregnancies. It can also produce a musical that God Himself would hate to hear.
Also, we kicked Mr. Green out. he didn't quit. SGSA
"Do you go to Plaza Heights?"
"yeaaaahhh."
"Oh, I'm sorry...."
by Carsile October 27, 2011
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Abington Heights

Nestled in the hills of (Clarks) Summit, stands the school that loves sports so well.

Abington Heights, a public school district in NEPA, is thought to be "top notch" by many. But after attending the school, I'll tell you it plainly: As of June 2006 (which is when I am writing this), Abington Heights has proved to be nothing but striking teachers and money spent on athletics. In order to keep the student:teacher ratio at 300:1 (or something more reasonable like 30:1, but is still ridiculously high), Abington Heights High School has gotten rid of all its English and most of its Social Studies electives.

The kids at the high school range from Abercrombie wearing preppy kids to pothead ICP kids. With such a wide range of students, one of the most popular shared activities among them is making fun of each other behind their backs. (Though I suppose what high school isn't like that?)
Aside from sports, Abington Heights spends money on painting the word "COMETS" on trash cans.
by Melissa Benson June 28, 2006
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Hacienda Heights

A quaint little hood-rich "unincorporated area of Los Angeles county" that sits on the border of Orange County. It has just the right amount of ghetto-ness, immigrants, and people who like to think they're rich because they wear a Louis Vuitton bag with their Target jeans. Amidst the array of 90's-era Asian cars with spinner hubcaps and hole-in-the-wall Mexican restaurants lies two high schools, Los Altos and Glen A. Wilson, whose long standing rivalry in football consumes most of the community (even though Los Altos always wins). It's perfect location puts Hacienda Heights 20 minutes away from ANYTHING worth seeing or doing, and that's why you love it.
We're going to a party in Hacienda Heights... it might be a lil ghetto and broken up by 11:00, but there's a free keg.
by mel/krysty September 01, 2006
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washington heights

Where all my Dominicans be at
Yo let's catch the 36 to Da Heights.
by Cindy December 13, 2003
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Washington Heights

Home of 90 % of all da Dominicans dat in in NYC aka Lil' DR aka da Home Of Da Haze
Oye fam Im goin 2 my ppls on Washington Heights
by Don Alex October 31, 2004
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Alamo Heights

Preppy neighborhood bubble inside Loop 410 in San Antonio, Texas. People who live there are called oh-niners, for the last two digits of their zip code.
"We have an awesome tennis team at Alamo Heights High school."
by nattyk July 02, 2006
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