raccoons in the attic

Inflicted with dementia.

My grandma is a sweet lady, but I'm afraid she's got raccoons in the attic.

by Spanky Spankerton December 14, 2013

Attic privileges

Being too ugly to be stored in someone’s basement. Mainly for the girls and the gays

“Send him upstairs, he’s got attic privileges”
“Maybe I may retract his attic privileges”

by pennypops123 January 31, 2021

Attic Access Door

A door used to access the attic, generally your best option when needing to perform work in the attic.

Mike asks "hey, how do I get in my attic?"
Jake answers "have you considered using the attic access door? They're great for accessing the attic"
Mike responds "wow, what an innovative idea, I never considered that. Thank you!"

by Bowel plow July 8, 2023

Keep messing around you will be the bad smell in the attic

Meaning if they do not stop mucking about they will be murdered and tossed into said attic

Person 1, Yeeeeeet I'm only 16 I wanna kill a mockingbird by shoving a dog up his arse

Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA WEE BASTARD

person 1, you don't half talk shite you do

Person 2, THATS IT CUNT KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC

by Illskinurcockbackwardswankstsi July 21, 2019

basement attic

An attic that looks like a basement. usually with tiles over hardwood. This is ware they keep the girls to pretty for the basement. Ware they hide bodies in the floor. Aka the basement attic could be the main floor as well.

The killer hid the bodies in the basement attic floor.
This one is too pretty put her in the basement attic master.( Master bedroom privileges).

by Slavegirl March 4, 2024

hump attic

a person who will hump ANYTHING

HUSBAND; wow we just wanted to take a walk BUT theres so many hump attics humping random shit along with my wife
WIFE; im humping a chair fuck walks

by me duh44 October 16, 2023

drug attic

This is when you are at the peak of your drug addiction hence you are in the attic of the house of your addiction. You can get no higher with your addiction and it is fabulous! It's not fabulous at all. You're a drug addict and your life revolves around drugs and nothing else matters as much…

Tony: "Hey! Jimmie is a mess! He can't break away from the H or the F or the C. He's a total addict. We gotta help him!"
Petey: " I got an idea. We'll help him. He's in the drug attic stage. It's now or never. We'll help him, but first I gotta get to the horse track, pick up some scratch off's, and watch three straight hours of porn on my phone in my car. I'll be over."

by von groovy September 17, 2024