Captain Insult

The term for a friend or roommate who's decided to get a little salty, and has nothing to say but meaningless insults.

Jordan: Ha, I hear you dying over there again Nick, Asche Sucks!
Nick: Wow, thanks Captain Insult.

by dangerzone116 December 17, 2011

Witty Insult

not "ur mom"

person A: "you're an idiot"
person b: *doesnt say "no ur mom", instead chooses to find a clever and unique comeback not said 50+ times a day by middle schoolers who spend all day jerking off to wattpad smut*
person a: "wow what a witty insult! you're so cool!"

by LunaMoon11037 March 18, 2022

Loaded insult

A compliment ruined by an insult

Guy 1: Man Ashanti's sister is hot...considering that she's on her fifth trip through the buffet line.

Guy 2: Man, what a loaded insult...but you're right man.

by rhea9914 January 7, 2008

Reverse Insult

When someone tries to insult/comeback someone else, but it just makes them look retarded/immature instead.

Examples of Reverse Insults:

I know you are but what am I?

That's what your mom said last night.

Your face.

Any your mom joke.

by DurkDurkinson September 18, 2015

The ultimate insult

An insult not many can use but get ready to end all insult matches with this insult
The ultimate insult: ur ancestors are insetors

Some bloke:ur mom gay
Lord and saivor:ur ancestors are investors(the ultimate insult)
Some bloke:dies

by Lad dal May 23, 2018

The Insult Whammy

The act of one person kicking someone in the balls after roasting him because of an insult

Person 1: Your dick is the size of a tic tac
Person 2: no wonder your mouth always smells so minty ! Enjoy the Insult Whammy! *kicks person 1 in balls*
Person 1: OWWW! MY BALLS!!

by Adsisme September 20, 2021

Insult John

To take a poop.

You're in charge while I insult John.

by Jacksoncage December 27, 2016