A super hot guy that every single girl is hooked up with in their imaginations because they are too ugly to get a man in real life. Gives you something to think about when you are feeling lonely.
Hey bae, wanna cuddle?
Sure baby! C'mere.
*intense making out noises*
*SIGH* dreams never come true. Hey who needs a real guy anyway? My imaginary boyfriend will always love me
Sure baby! C'mere.
*intense making out noises*
*SIGH* dreams never come true. Hey who needs a real guy anyway? My imaginary boyfriend will always love me
by Igotafatas December 3, 2020
Get the Imaginary boyfriendmug. Redeemed Zoomers idea of what Orthodoxy is. Not actually Orthodox at all, just a misrepresentation of the Orthodox faith.
Friend 1: Redeemed Zoomer told me that the Orthodox worship tradition.
Friend 2: That’s because he’s talking about imaginary Orthodoxy.
Friend 2: That’s because he’s talking about imaginary Orthodoxy.
by Melted1776 December 20, 2023
Get the Imaginary Orthodoxymug. The task force agents that are only visible by tweakers. The ITF is like the DTF (Drug Task Force) in some ways, but they hold different credentials, as in, the ITF are shapeshifters and they usually go away when you eat and go to sleep. The ITF sets up surveillance through power lines, radios, outlets, microwaves, etc. Aluminum hats are only thing that can interfere with the signals. And they are unable to see you if you peek out the blinds. Also, the ITF usually are hiding out in trees or bushes outside a tweakers garage and most certainly outside their sheds.
by Holytweak June 29, 2024
Get the I.T.F. (Imaginary Task Force)mug. They brought the imaginary womanizer a blow up doll to sit with at the restaurant thinking that he wanted to know that he wasn't alone.
by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021
Get the Imaginary womanizermug. Guy- Sometimes I get the feeling like you've been fucking my imaginary brother, but then I think its my imagination and there's no way you've been fucking the midget fuck.
Guy's ex-fuck buddy- You're wrong about him, the five foot nothing guy is not your brother, but he's also not imaginary and he really does have a bigger cock than you do.
Guy- I'm gonna have to find him.
Guy finds other guy:
Guy- She says you have a bigger cock than me, I'm gonna have to cut off just a teenie weenie bit of it.
Other guy- What the fuck?
Guy's ex-fuck buddy- You're wrong about him, the five foot nothing guy is not your brother, but he's also not imaginary and he really does have a bigger cock than you do.
Guy- I'm gonna have to find him.
Guy finds other guy:
Guy- She says you have a bigger cock than me, I'm gonna have to cut off just a teenie weenie bit of it.
Other guy- What the fuck?
by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019
Get the Imaginary brothermug. It's what people have when they are obsessed with and compulsively insist on playing the victim and keep on bragging that they have haters that keep on hating and abusing them. The said haters can be questionable as they could be based on their own imaginations.
That Eden singer sure has a chronic Imaginary Haters Syndrome. She's still gonna use it as her personality even if she might have future appearances in Eurovision, overshadowing her "talent" and sportsmanship and respect among her fellow artists. Can be connected to having delusions.
by basedonfacts July 13, 2024
Get the Imaginary Haters Syndromemug. "Did you hear about Jeff? He lost his mind and joined a church."
"A church? You mean one of those Imaginary Friend Clubs!!!"
"A church? You mean one of those Imaginary Friend Clubs!!!"
by SmarterSean August 19, 2023
Get the Imaginary Friend Clubsmug.