Imaginary Orthodoxy

Redeemed Zoomers idea of what Orthodoxy is. Not actually Orthodox at all, just a misrepresentation of the Orthodox faith.

Friend 1: Redeemed Zoomer told me that the Orthodox worship tradition.
Friend 2: That’s because he’s talking about imaginary Orthodoxy.

by Melted1776 December 20, 2023

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imaginary beef

You have beef with someone for no reason or beef that doesn't exist

Sarah: I have beef with Laura!
Sadie: Sure, it’s probably imaginary beef
Sarah: No, it's not
Sadie: Do you know why you have beef with her?
Sarah: No, I just do
Sadie: Exactly, that's imaginary beef

by NotLauren22 November 11, 2024

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The radical idea that the most powerful forces in society—Money, Individual rights, and Nation-States—are collective hallucinations we all agree to believe in. A dollar bill is just paper; a border is just a line; your "freedom" is just a story. Jiang's theory states that power is the ability to control these shared fictions and make them feel real and immutable. The most successful elites are the master world-builders who can create a new "imaginary" (like cryptocurrency or a new national identity) and get millions to buy into it.

Example: "Imaginary Control Theory explains Bitcoin: it's a new shared fiction of value, created from nothing, that competes with the old fiction of the U.S. dollar. The 'truth' is just whichever story more people believe and enforce. It's all a meta-game of make-believe with tanks and bank accounts."

by Abzugal January 24, 2026

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if you did not know an imaginary number can be obtained by getting the square root of a negative number.
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it is basically can also be visualized as a 2d plane where the real number line is the x axis and the imaginary number line is the y axis

but like no one cares
it is the number of brain cells i have because i am such a dumbass that i don’t even have negative braincells

Person 1: This dude is making Nyquil Chicken.
Person 2: Does this stupid dumb idiot have an imaginary number of braincells?

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 25, 2025

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