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cerebro-anal inversion

1) The state of having one's head up one's lower digestive passage;

2) Invincible arrogance.
All of the candidates for office appeared to suffer from cerebro-anal inversion
by Murdo Douglas October 15, 2011
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inversion

When the penis, due to cold or extreme revulsion, retreats back into the body. An uber soft-on.
That Noelene bitch is so ugly she gave me an inversion. My dick's in hiding!
by CountFistula August 3, 2005
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two-point conversion

the two-point conversion occurs when a man is having unprotected anal sex with another man. upon reaching orgasm and ejaculating in his partner's anus, he screams "TOUCHDOWN!", and punches his partner in the testicles.
"I can't believe Derek went for the two-point conversion last night; my nuts are still sore!"
by eric williams August 12, 2006
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two point conversion

As you are urinating into a toilet while standing, you decide that you also have to defecate. You then switch to sitting position to void your bowels.

On a side note: It is considered good form to "cut off" your urine stream before switching to the sitting position unless you can execute a toilet straddling position. It is also not recommended to attempt a two-point conversion if your starting position is at a urinal, unless you have a stall waiting.
I usually don't poo at bars, but those chili cheese fries made me go for a two point conversion.
by dephex March 5, 2010
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conversion theraphy

It works

do not listen to people that says other wise
conversion theraphy works
by Facts hurt thy September 25, 2023
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ass to mouth conversion

when one farts into a his/her partners mouth, breaths it in, and thenceforth breathes it out, converting the methane into carbon dioxide.
"I decided to try an ass to mouth voncersion while having my salad tossed by my gay lover, pierre.
by chuck July 28, 2003
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Two-point Conversion

When a man is having a pee and comes to the sudden realization that he also needs to have a poop, resulting in a panicked sit-down.
Greg just woke up for a morning piss but halfway through, his stomach grumbled, so he went for the two-point conversion.
by Flynnteractive April 8, 2014
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