I am Jack's

These are the original "I am Jack's" from Fight Club

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct.
I am Jack's Cold Sweat.
I Am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise
I Am Jack's Smirking Revenge.
I Am Jack's Broken Heart

by Elliot C. April 13, 2006

I am the senate

This phrase is what you say when an armed religious group storms into your office demanding to impeach you, or worse. If said group trys to persuade the senate to decide your fate, you boldy say “i am the senate”

Mace windu: the senate will decide your fate
Chancellor palpatine: i am the senate

by Ronald k chump September 19, 2018

i am cool

the least coolest statement ever

i am cool

shut up

by poo poo scoobaba doo December 17, 2006

I am not a witch

Christine O'Donnell's claim to the general public.

I am not a witch. I'm nothing you've heard. I'm you.

by Dude Regular November 3, 2010

I am Kratos!

Something said by fan-boy wannabes who want to up their manly points by insinuating they are anything like a super human god machine. Often said to silence and redirect an arguement that is not going according to plan.

You can count on these individuals to randomly strike poses while flexing, trying to intimidate you with unmasculine voices, and in some cases, to grow a goatee.

"What you said didn't even make sense!"

"Shut up! I AM KRATOS!!!"

by TheOneAndOnlyAVENGER April 30, 2010

I Am Autism

The worst fucking ad ever

have you watched I Am Autism?

No, it's the worst fucking ad in the world.

by Some random John/Jane Doe March 31, 2022

i am retarded

You are implying that yourself has an intellect with problems

*Jake Paul looking in the mirror*: I am retarded

by Tw4 February 23, 2018