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Hurricane Tortilla

The worst hurricane in recorded history. Affected all of Mexico. Shut down the tortilla making business for three years.
Person 1: Man, Hurricane Katrina was awful..
Person 2: What about Hurricane Tortilla?
by #1 Banana January 16, 2018
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Butterflies and Hurricanes

One of Muse's many great songs. It's on the album "absoultion". It features a heart-meltingly beautiful piano solo preformed by Matt Bellamy, i.e. love, in human form.
Lyrics for "Butterflies and Hurricanes"
"Change everything you are
and everything you were
Your number has been called

Fights and battles have begun
Revenge will surely come
Your hard times are ahead

Best, you've got to be the best
You've got to change the world
And use this chance to be heard
Your Time is now
Your Time is now

Change everything you are
And everything you were
Your number has been called

Fights and battles have begun
Revenge will surely come
Your hard times are ahead

Best, you've got to be the best
You've got to change the world
and use this chance to be heard
Your time is now
Your time is now

Don't let yourself down
Don't let yourself go
Your last chance has arrived

Best, you've got to be the best
You've got to change the world
and use this chance to be heard
Your time is now
Your time is now"

Sings Matthew Bellamy angelicly, simutaiously managing to alternate between piano and guitar.

Me:*dies*
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Hurricane Bawbag

Severe weather conditions that occurred in Scotland on the 8th of December 2011. Named after the Glaswegian slang for 'scrotum', the 'hurricane' was not actually a hurricane, but extreme winds that disrupted travel and forced the closure of many schools, universities and businesses. The name was a result of a trending topic on Twitter.
Person 1, upon seeing a trampoline roll past the window: "Oh my god, trampoline! Trampoline! Holy... oh my god!"

Person 2: "Aye, that's Hurricane Bawbag"
by bawbagzz December 14, 2011
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Floridian Hurricane

This is a sexual position/activity where you suspend the partner on the ceiling fan so that he/she is in the air parallel with the floor. As your partner rotates, you cockslap them continuously. When you're ready to ejaculate, stop your partner's rotating and cum in their mouth. Make them rotate again and have your partner spit the jizz out, making it "rain."
"My boyfriend and I succesfully pulled off a Floridian Hurricane last night. I almost died."
by Da Kroo September 19, 2009
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Hurricanrana

When one person climbs up on another's shoulders, lock thier legs around their neck, and then swings down to either the left or the right forcing that person into a roll.
"In that match last night, Mysterio made a textbook Hurricanrana!"
by Franknstyn April 16, 2009
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Hurricane Shit

When you have and extremely large shit that pauses then continues after you wipe.
Bill: OMFG! i thought this shit was over so i wiped, but it was only the eye of the storm.

John: It was the infamous hurricane shit.
by Krabinnasandbox February 23, 2010
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hurricane party

Occasion that occurs in the south during the event of a Hurricane. Alcohol and other drugs are likely to be consumed at this party. The host of the party invites people, not only to party with but to help clean out his freezer and refrigerator before power goes out and the host's food rots and goes to waste.
"Hurricane party at my place! Alcohol check! Fully stocked refrigerator and freezer from WalMart not even three days ago check...fuck my life!"
by TheRealSeth August 26, 2012
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