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A land of drugs, pedophiles, and metros from experiance
Man #1:"i went over to howden to visit name redacted for a pint ye knaa"

Man #2:"it's howdon and i don't know name redacted please leve me alone"
Man #1:"EH YOU WANT A FIGH EH I'LL MESS YOU UP YOU DIVVY".
by Something- May 10, 2021
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HowDoEscape

a stupid fucking piece of shit
honestly he's the worst person i've ever seen
ternz: HowDoEscape is a fucking piece of shit
HowDoEscape: what
by ternz_ok May 13, 2021
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hooot

Overzealous keystroking associated with sleep-deprivation.

Derived from a failed attempt at typing "hot" where the aforementioned overzealousness (overzealousity?) is related to falling asleep in the middle of typing a word thereby overshooting into the hoot/hooot/hoooot/hooooot region of the dictionary.

Hoooting (verb of hooot) leads to 1.7 Trillion MWh of unnecessary electricity usage per year, as well as 1.7 work-related injuries.
Woolworths shoppers are hooot!
by anzoo_1909 June 28, 2021
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howdoi

Person 1: howdoi fly???
Person 2: What
Person 1: I meant "how do i fly?"
by BigmanJel October 12, 2021
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Hewooooo

basically a way to say hello....but in a cute way
A: hewooooo
B: HEYYYYYY~
by HongEunMi December 7, 2021
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howbowditis

Inflammation brought upon by learning too many new and shocking things in a given period of time. Like many other types of inflammation, howbowditis is most commonly caused by a viral infection. New and shocking revelations constitute mind viruses, and there is indeed a viral load past which howbowditis is nearly guaranteed to manifest.
Jimmy: Hey man, did you know that artificial strawberry and raspberry flavoring comes from the anal gland of the North American beaver?
Bob: howbowdah
Jimmy: Yeah, it's crazy. And did you know that some people have Auto-brewery Syndrome, and that means their gut produces ethanol and they're drunk all the time?
Bob: Howbowdah!
Jimmy: Shocking, huh? And did you know that Bush did 9/11?
Bob: HOWBOWDAAAAAAH!?!!?

Bob puffs up and turns red

Jimmy: Looks like you got howbowditis, Bob.
by EldritchHorror October 13, 2022
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Hoooag

A pipe in which smoke is inhaled through water.
I discovered this when I had a crossword puzzle solved except for one word, whose letters I had were "Hoooag", so I retroactively made HOOOAG a definition matching the clue to fill in the crossword.
"Nice hoooag you have there."
by Forton Smork June 9, 2023
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