Hot pockets

The under part of your boobs. l

You better go wash them hot pockets Jesse !(:

by jessekmorganwhore September 25, 2011

Hot Pockets

A "meal" consisting of cheese and meat inside a flaky crust. It also contains massive amounts of carbs and sodium. Eating two of these "treats" in a single days time results in instant death.

Pass me that hot pockets.

Second one today?

Yes.

You know what will happen.

*dies*

by Mnayin May 11, 2009

Hot Pocket

A vagina. This is because a vagina is a pocket and is very hot. If you have a cold hot pocket, then it would just be called a pocket.

Jida put the chicken popper in her hot pocket.

by Mikidy Diggidy August 1, 2008

Hot Pocket

The only response so far that could "possibly" have been right was the whole "taking a shit in someone's couch" thing BUT the "true" definition of a Hot Pocket is the act of placing one's hand up to their butt, cupping a fart in their hand, and then releasing it into another person's face (Usually to a friend as a joke but it's always good to get the old lady as well) while saying "Hot Pocket"...then just enjoy.

My girlfriend pissed me off so the bitch got a Hot Pocket.

by SunnyBunnyFL September 7, 2010

Hot Pockets

When you're walking around in public with weed or other drugs in your pockets.

"Dude, I'm sketching out. I hate walking around with Hot pockets."

by FirstmateJibbs March 21, 2015

hot pockets

The new competitor to lard buckets.

Please, read the fat content.

by CountCrazy007 June 1, 2005

Hot Pocket

a Hot Pocket is when the guy takes a dump in the girl's vagina and then they have sex

"Hey we should make it interesting tonight, lets try a Hot Pocket, you shit in my pussy and then we fuck."

by Agent-Orange April 20, 2009