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hooker safari 

A Hooker Safari is the act of driving into a location containing hookers and proceeding to throw rotten fruit at them. This is usually done by a party of 3 people in a 4-door car; however, there have been documented cases of 5+ people taking multiple vans and barrels of bad produce into the inner-city, using the sliding doors to their advantage.
After stopping at the local Stop and Shop to pick up some bad produce, Alice, Bob, and Trent all went on a hooker safari. They returned home at about 4am.
hooker safari by Kabooofa November 5, 2008

hooker spit 

Mixed Drink from Kent State Unversity originating from the Noizey Jackelopes consisting of:
warm milk
water
tequila
all in a single shot glass
My friend Alo decided to try some hooker spit and loved it.

Hey guys what do you want to do tonight?
IDK maybe take some shots of Hooker Spit!!!
hooker spit by Noizey Jackelops December 12, 2009

Hooker Snack

Something that a married man has between bouts with the wife, usually when the husband isn't getting any
"Man, I had the best hooker snack of my life last night."
"You might want to get yourself checked out."
Hooker Snack by JacksonStorm February 22, 2010

Hoofer snoofer 

Any and all creatures with a woofs like a horse or a deer ect...

Hooker Stain 

Just think about it.. The Stain of a Hooker... So Dirty even Saying it feels Wrong.
Your friend: "Your a ho."
You: "And Proud of it :D, At least I'm not a hooker stain like you are!"
Your friend: "Wtf is a hooker stain?"
You: "Just think about it.. the thought of yourself should come up."
Hooker Stain by atc1019 December 17, 2008

hooker spit 

You have a lot of hooker spit in your throat.
hooker spit by Alex_F October 4, 2006