hock time

being on hock time is where you have the belief that you are early for everything and others are late, when in reality, you are the one that is late. usually affects those in authority, like CROSS COUNTRY COACHES

me: ugh, where's insert coaches name
friend: dunno, he must be on hock time
me: so he's gonna yell at us when he gets here?
friend: yup
me: well shit

by annoyed by humanity September 18, 2021

Crockle Hocking

Partaking in an activity to give the appearance of being busy. A niche pass time undertaken by experts in passing time.

M: Hey David, what's cackle lacking?
D: Just Crockle Hocking.

by Sprog July 12, 2015

Horse Hocking

When you are riding a horse while straight jorking it

Yeah nigga I was horse hocking on my granddaddy ranch. His horse had me acting up.

by Bob lachtose December 2, 2024

Hock

(can be used as a verb or noun) noun- conversation, or goings-on, sometimes whimsical and or satirical.
Verb- the act of talking or discourse between friends.

Noun- Yo Chaim what's all the hock about?

Verb- Is he serious? No, he just likes to hock.

by Realhock July 6, 2021

pig hocked

A (usually a woman) that waddles when she walks (can’t move her hips). May be “bow legged” as another example.

That bitch is so pig hocked she must have been riding too many hogs

by Marina Guy May 6, 2022

Getting Hocked

When Hock E. Tan buys a company and systematically destroys everything that made it great

VMware is really getting Hocked since the acquisition

by uncle_pat January 10, 2024

Hock

1. Bother, annoy, or pester. (Verb)
2. Gossip or "tea" (noun or verb)
3. News, goings-on, happenings.

1. "Don't hock me a tchainik." "Is he serious? No he was just hocking."
2./3. What's the hock?

by KodemHachet May 2, 2023