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Hisoka

Some creepy ass looking Ronald McDonald knock off. He’s from a series called Hunter x Hunter, or HxH for short. This bitch got a nose the size of a damn skyscraper, bitch looking like pennywise from the original It. His ugly ass pink hair reminds me of those creepy fucking troll dolls you would get back in the 90’s. Did I mention he’s also a pedophile? Yeah he stalks this poor sweet little boy named Gon, and moans at him and says he gets turned on 🤨. Yet people still simp for him and hate on Mineta. He also has his bungee gum, which contains both properties of rubber and gum.
Person: Oh shit what’s that ugly ass clown thing over there?
Person 2: THATS THAT PEDO BITCH ASS HISOKA
Hisoka: OOOOOooooHhhHh GoOoNnn
by SackOfMustard November 9, 2021
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Hisoka

Hisoka is daddy
by Flochhatepage January 20, 2021
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hisoka morrow

Hisoka morrow makes me wanna.. vanish from the human realm
Hisoka morrow is an odd human being.
Hisoka morrow is a clown in the hxh universe he is mostly known for being down bad for gon.
by “恐怖❓“ January 4, 2023
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Hisoka

Hisoka likes kids more than BFF’s
by Mayrani June 2, 2021
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Hisokaism

Hisokaism is the beliefs of our lord and savior hisoka morrow.

So here are sins and prayers.

Sins

Finding another hot
You must only find hisoka attractive. Finding another attractive is a sin in hisokaism and can be forgiven for if you stop that phase, once you do you can pray to him that you have found another attractive.

Not believing in illumi

You must believe in both illumi and hisoka. Illumi is hisokas loved husband. In hisokaism, you must believe hisoka and illumi are the best married couple in anime. You must say they are husbands that are amazing for each other and mean it.

Not believing your good enough
I’ve believed I’m not good enough many times, even today..but it’s forgivable if you pray you are as good as hisoka.

Praying
Everyday you must say “bungee gum possesses the properties of both rubber and gum, join hisokaism.” in comment sections and even at school, we spread the word.
??: did you hear ?? Is in hisokaism?
??: no way, me to!
by Hisokaism August 16, 2021
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Hisoka

The gayest clown you will ever meet. Bffs with the prettiest man in town. is a pedophile and simps over a 12yr old boy ⭐️💧 eventually gets married to the prettiest man in town.
you will never be as pretty as gay clown whore man.
“hisoka is such a pretty man
“haha wait till you find the “oH gOn” scene”
by bbykurapika January 2, 2022
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