Hidden Mickey

1: A secret blow job
2: when his dick is so small you have to look for it

She gave me a Hidden Mickey behind the bleachers
I was tryna fuck him, but I couldn't find his dick, it was a whole hidden mickey situation.

by daddyduhrell November 28, 2018

Hidden Missile

A gif that has a missile of the phallic variety. A trap gif that surprised you when you see their hidden penis.

I was browsing r/Kappa and they hit me with a hidden missile.

by C-1 June 22, 2018

mehrad hidden

the hottest persian rapper that every girl is a simp over him
and a member of zedbazi group
search up his name on google or instagram

if i was a girl would let mehrad hidden fuck me
age pesar boodam be mehrad hidden midadam

by persian girllll "papar" May 26, 2022

Mehrad Hidden

Mehrad Hidden is the best persian rapper and rockstar out there. Coincidentally he was also the co founder of the best persian rap group called "Zedbazi".

Wow I have a huge crush on Mehrad Hidden!

by SamNow July 9, 2022

Hidden hand

A reference to masturbation where a grabbler covered with tapestry sneake in from behind and gives an extra hand.

The triple jerk quickly became an octajerk when two more hidden hands appeared

by Sssstoopid Ssserpent December 4, 2020

Hidden Vallied

The act of rubbing ranch dressing on the mustache of a past out, unsuspecting person causing it to dry and crust on their upper lip.

I passed out at my buddies and when I woke up I saw that I got Hidden Vallied.

by ssdkay October 4, 2010

The Hidden Valley

The act of filling your asshole with Hidden Valley Ranch dressing, then fisting a large sum of lettuce into said asshole. Before farting it out onto partner(s) face.

OH baby! I Love when you give me The Hidden Valley

by BAYONET101 April 25, 2015