Herring Choker

A person of Irish descent who's parents or grandparents have settled in New Brunswick Canada. They are often so cheap, they'd sooner walk around with holes in their shoes than buy new ones. They are also living on a steady diet of Herring, or make their income off of Herring (fisherman etc.) so they are known as the aforementioned "herringchoker". They can also be classified as "Irish Jews", "Penny Pinchers", and "cheap motherfuckers".

Person #1 "Look at that dirty looking bastard over there walking around in rags, is he homeless?"
Person #2 "Even worse, he's a Herring Choker"

by MoeShoes January 20, 2014

Herbig

petaphile, total loser with no possible future, useless to himself and others, chester the molester.

Girls, watch out for herbig in his white van by the preschool. Dont take any candy from him.

by jordan December 8, 2003

red herring

you cum in a girls eyes then you hit her in the nose with a rowing oar. causing her nose to bleed everywhere and flop around like a fish.


Side effects: broken nose, blindness, and/or death

In the Red Herring, Seth cummed in the girl's eyes while brian hit her with a rowing oar, resulting in an emergency room trip for the girl and tons of laughter for seth and brian.

by Captain Sanders (b4 promotion) June 29, 2008

herbigramical

1. herb
2. weed
3. blow
4. smoke
5. marijuana
6. fire

1. Ayy yo you wanna got smoke some herbigramical
2. Yall boyy aint had nothin till yall done hit dis charleston herbigramical
3. you got some herbigramical

by Lil' Fire up!! May 1, 2006

Herroginator

Someone who likes to engage in sexual intercourse activitys with people older than them

I had sex with your mom and her friend, they call me a herroginator.

by Aww cmon December 14, 2014

herriman surprise

When your friend sends you something in the mail secretly, trolls you about its existence and then cops an attitude when you seek further details.

Jeff: "Hey, Matthew. I might have sent you something in the mail, don't be mad."
Matthew: "Dammit! What did you send? When does it arrive?"
Jeff: "He he he he!"
Matthew: "Just tell me!"
Jeff: "Nah. This is a Herriman Surprise!"

by Mayor McDickers November 29, 2016

Berg Herring

A mythical character who built a church by the sea.

Berg Herring, the mythical character who built a church by the sea.

by what-a-guy August 3, 2018