Preteen Hoedown

An awkward event. It's like going to a preteen party. People are standing around bc they don't know what a real hoedown is.

Mom: "Hey son, how was the party?
Son: "It was a preteen hoedown. That's the last middle school dance I'm chaperoning for the PTA. I've never felt so much awkwardness in my life."
Younger son: "You mean...that's not how all hoedowns go?"

by BetterThanDjibouti May 16, 2011

hedonism

Absolute PLEASURE in every sense of the word.

Hedonism should be practiced by all!

by chill August 25, 2004

hedonist

someone pleasure seeking

i found a internet site for hedonist people

by hannah February 14, 2005

Hoodoo

1. An folk magic tradition, a mixture of Voodoo and folk traditions with its source in the Deep South. Usually involves charms, potions, spells, etc.
2. A person who practices this type of folk magic or Voodoo
3. Often used to mean the same as Voodoo.

"He be a Hoodoo"
"Im goin to do some Hoodoo on him"

by Athel April 22, 2005

hendon

1. (V) the act of anally ingesting rodents of small to medium large nature.

i walked in and that bitch was goin fuckin hendon on them roadkill fuckers.

by Verizon. Can you hear me now? Fuck. August 2, 2003

Hodor

When one starts screaming, 'Hodor!' repeatedly while climaxing.

Girl: You must have giant's blood.
Man: Hodor! HOdor! HODOR! ...hodor

by JustinNocuous January 22, 2017

Hoodology

Hoodology is the hustle and flow of everyday life in the Hood. The good, the bad, and the ugly. Hoodology is the flavor, the grind and the vibe of our culture. Hood is in our heart, spirit and soul. Itz why we are not only survivors, but the coolest people walkin the earth. HOOD IS WHO WE BE.

Hoodology is not about being a criminal; it is about the day-to-day lives of people living in the hood.

by DirtyGrill September 3, 2013