Heaven

Heaven - A place that was made up by Christian's to make sure people would do what they want. Basically it's a total lie.
Same as

Bullshit
Lies
Glenn Beck

Atheist : Heaven has no proof and is a lie.
Christian : Heave is totally true! You're just an idiot!

Atheist : You're a bigot.
Christian : No!

Heaven by AtheistChristianman November 23, 2009

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Eating loads of Chocolate
Just looking at pictures of your celeb crush

1.Mmmmmm...Heaven

2. OMG He's Sexy

heaven by Chocolate is heaven January 31, 2008

heaven

A spiritual realm known by many religious followers as God's promise for eternal life after death. Though initially appealing to procrastinators, heaven is actually a terrifying concept upon careful consideration. Luckily, the existence of such a place seems extremely unlikely when modern scientific knowledge is considered.

Imagine living ETERNALLY in a place governed by an ultra-conservative omnipotent being. If you think church is boring, imagine heaven...

heaven by mr.skeptic521 August 3, 2008

Heaven

One word, sushi

No need for a sentence, while consuming sushi, this word will come to your mind, and heaven will be an enternal part of your universal being.

Heaven by Anamethatisnotmine May 15, 2018

Heaven

An amazing friend who is also kind of a butt head. She will get in your nerves constantly but she will always be there for you. She is one of the best friends you cane ever have. So don't loose her.

"Bro what's her name?"
"Her names Heaven"

"Oh cool"

Heaven by Justagirlanonexistentgirl November 12, 2018

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Heaven is a place where everything is wonderful and your every desire and need is met.

Brian looks and acts like he is in Heaven when he is sucking cock.

heaven by Scott Walcott April 15, 2008

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Pretty much anyone who wrote a definition for heaven is a fucking retard.. Heaven is not a place where you go when you die, on the Day of Doomsday (when the Earth dies out and the graves are resurrected) all souls will be judged whether they are worthy for heaven. If one is a bad boy or girl, then he or she will be in Hell.

Know religion please...

heaven by Infinite Knowledge May 2, 2005