Hazel

The best person in the world

Do you know hazel??

Oh why did I ask ,obviously you do everyone does

by I_amcool December 17, 2020

Hazel

GAYBOY GAYBOY GAYBOY GAYBOY!!!!!!!!!!
she fancies the pants off of Jasmine.

obviously.... (:

"wow shes gay and loves jasmine loads even though jasmine doesnt want her babies"

"i know!!! what a hazel!!"

by alicepocketthellobum May 11, 2008

Hazel

A fucking psycho.

Oh hazel?? Oh yeah she’s a fucking psycho!

by Nocomment909 April 19, 2020

Hazel Levesque

Badass daughter of pluto who has an adorkable relationship with Frank Zhang and will kick your weak motherfucker ass if you piss her off

Piper Mclean: Do I got the booty?
Hazel Levesque: Yeah you got the booty

by Jbro123 December 30, 2013

Keeley Hazell

Keeley Hazell is a 21 yr old british glamour model with great boobs. She has been on the front of lots of magazine covers.

random guy 1: omg keeley hazell!
random guy 2: kool! i like her tits!

by Tony Scarface Montana August 29, 2008

Eddie Hazel

One of the most influential, underrated and soulful guitarists of all times. Creator of the heavenly "Maggot Brain" guitar solo track from Funkadelic's record of the same name. Eddie can be compared to Jimi Hendrix. Pity alchohol and drugs got the better of him.

Ignorant Fool: Slash' November Rain is the best solo ever.
Wiseman: Eddie Hazel's "Maggot Brain" beats it by a light year.
Ignorant Fool: You mean to say Eddie is better than Slash (angrily)
Wiseman: No point saying that to an idiot

by FreeseXXX December 22, 2009

Hazel Angel

A girl that exclusively goes for Mexican guys

That's like her fourth Mexican this month, she's such a hazel angel

by PRINCE18 August 10, 2015