A male who overcompensates for his deepest desire to dress like a Catholic schoolgirl and be ridden all night long by the Washington redskins offensive line by pretending to enjoy manly things.
"Jonathon got into another brawl after shooting all day during the snowboarding trip."
"Yeah, but he winked at me NOT in a "Hey, Bro" way. He's such a Leighton homosexual."
"Yeah, but he winked at me NOT in a "Hey, Bro" way. He's such a Leighton homosexual."
by hochullain April 21, 2010
Get the Leighton homosexual mug.A large homosexual black man who is prone to promiscuity and buggery. Usually is very much desired by the gay community for his charm and raw sexuality.
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dude: "man that guy is so tall, wish he would give me a few inches"
girl: "That's morbidly homosexual"
girl: "That's morbidly homosexual"
by dustlessbeef February 21, 2009
Get the morbidly homosexual mug.A person who seeks a relationship with the same gender. Many people are disgusted by it for the following reasons, all of which are incredibly stupid:
It's disgusting because it's unnatural!-
So? Breast implants aren't natural, but I don't see you complaining about them.
It goes against God!-
Not everyone reads the Bible. Stop shoving your religion up my ass, plzkthnx.
Watching two people of the same gender make-out is gross!-
Eyelids, closing them tends to block your vision so you can't see. Besides, watching anyone have a tongue fight, homosexual or not, is really kinda gross.
Those are just a few amongst many other idiotic reasons, I'm sure.
It's disgusting because it's unnatural!-
So? Breast implants aren't natural, but I don't see you complaining about them.
It goes against God!-
Not everyone reads the Bible. Stop shoving your religion up my ass, plzkthnx.
Watching two people of the same gender make-out is gross!-
Eyelids, closing them tends to block your vision so you can't see. Besides, watching anyone have a tongue fight, homosexual or not, is really kinda gross.
Those are just a few amongst many other idiotic reasons, I'm sure.
by Miss Boomshackalackalacka September 22, 2008
Get the homosexual mug.Much like homosexuals, herbosexuals love each other very much, but instead of being bound together by each other's penises, they're mutual love is for marijuana.
Every stoner, at some point, has an herbosexual life partner. This is their favorite person to smoke weed with, and because of that eventually becomes their best friend for life, because they realize they have many other things in common and their affection for each other flourishes through the many stoned epiphanies, and other experiences they share.
If you are a stoner, and are not in an herbosexual civil union, you start to feel like one of those women who are turning 35 and still haven't found a man to have a family with, like Jennifer Aniston on The Switch. A stoner without a BFF, is like a pornstar without fake titties. It's just awkward.
Famous Herbosexual couples:
-Cheech+Chong
-Harold+Kumar
-Saul+Dale Denton (Pineapple Express)
-Smokey+Craig (Friday)
-Jay+Silent Bob
-Jesse+Chester (Dude, Where's My Car?)
-Larry+Rico (Puff, Puff, Pass)
-Betty White+Charlie Sheen (it's a little know fact that they were smoking buddies back in college).
Btw, drinking buddies are nothing like Herbosexuals. A drinking buddy can really be anyone. Herbosexuals are special, someone you really trust. Drinking buddies are like freaky trannies on the corner, and Herbosexuals are happy married couples.
Every stoner, at some point, has an herbosexual life partner. This is their favorite person to smoke weed with, and because of that eventually becomes their best friend for life, because they realize they have many other things in common and their affection for each other flourishes through the many stoned epiphanies, and other experiences they share.
If you are a stoner, and are not in an herbosexual civil union, you start to feel like one of those women who are turning 35 and still haven't found a man to have a family with, like Jennifer Aniston on The Switch. A stoner without a BFF, is like a pornstar without fake titties. It's just awkward.
Famous Herbosexual couples:
-Cheech+Chong
-Harold+Kumar
-Saul+Dale Denton (Pineapple Express)
-Smokey+Craig (Friday)
-Jay+Silent Bob
-Jesse+Chester (Dude, Where's My Car?)
-Larry+Rico (Puff, Puff, Pass)
-Betty White+Charlie Sheen (it's a little know fact that they were smoking buddies back in college).
Btw, drinking buddies are nothing like Herbosexuals. A drinking buddy can really be anyone. Herbosexuals are special, someone you really trust. Drinking buddies are like freaky trannies on the corner, and Herbosexuals are happy married couples.
Al: Man...I feel bad for Steve. He doesn't have a good stoner friend. *Pass of the bong, stare at Steve asleep on couch*
Rylee: *Receives bong* Yea, well I guess we can have a polygamous herbosexual relationship with him.
Al: Woah, woah, what do you think this is, Half-Baked? Those kind of relationships don't work in real life. An herbosexual relationship is supposed to be between two dudes and a bong. An occasional 3rd dude is acceptible at parties and large get-togethers...but all the time? That would upset the balance of the universe.
Rylee: You know, it's highdeas like that that made me choose you as my herbosexual life partner. Let's finish this bowl and then go take a shower. No homo.
Rylee: *Receives bong* Yea, well I guess we can have a polygamous herbosexual relationship with him.
Al: Woah, woah, what do you think this is, Half-Baked? Those kind of relationships don't work in real life. An herbosexual relationship is supposed to be between two dudes and a bong. An occasional 3rd dude is acceptible at parties and large get-togethers...but all the time? That would upset the balance of the universe.
Rylee: You know, it's highdeas like that that made me choose you as my herbosexual life partner. Let's finish this bowl and then go take a shower. No homo.
by BigJohnOnthe Radio April 8, 2011
Get the herbosexual mug.1. A person attracted to another person of the same gender.
2. A group of people horribly shunned, the reason as of why is in the previous definitions. So many people here say that these people are going to go Hell because they're going against the bible, but guess what, you fucking enlightened 13 year olds! NOT EVERYBODY FOLLOWS THE BIBLE!
2. A group of people horribly shunned, the reason as of why is in the previous definitions. So many people here say that these people are going to go Hell because they're going against the bible, but guess what, you fucking enlightened 13 year olds! NOT EVERYBODY FOLLOWS THE BIBLE!
by LRS December 23, 2004
Get the homosexual mug.A Homosexual person.
This is used to describe a person who is heterosexual for most of their life, but 'openly' homosexual towards the end. Like a lamppost: straight from the bottom up but bent at the top.
This is used to describe a person who is heterosexual for most of their life, but 'openly' homosexual towards the end. Like a lamppost: straight from the bottom up but bent at the top.
J - "did you hear? Jack left his wife!"
T - "oh really! after thirty years!?"
J - "yeah, apparently his gay!"
T - "snap! must be on of those lamppost homosexuals!"
J - "Ha ha, yeah! straight for most of your life..."
J & T - "...but bent in the end!"
T - "oh really! after thirty years!?"
J - "yeah, apparently his gay!"
T - "snap! must be on of those lamppost homosexuals!"
J - "Ha ha, yeah! straight for most of your life..."
J & T - "...but bent in the end!"
by Geeez February 24, 2008
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