Haps

What idiots say when they can't spell "Happy Birthday"

"Haps fams"

aka: I'm a fucking idiot

by HowToSmart101 July 6, 2020

HAP

The male version of WAP. HAP stands for " Hard Ass Dick".

That girl made me HAP.

by GayBoy247 September 22, 2020

HAP

“Hard Ass Penis”

“It’s actually HAP not WAP”
“That Hard Ass Penis make that pussy go to sleep”

by STUPIDSOSS.COM October 4, 2020

hap

Happy.

Lying down and holding hands. They hap.

by SkyborneScout October 9, 2020

HAP

Hairy Ass Pussy

"I'm warning you penny had an HAP, that hairy ass pussy was gross as fuck"

by Alf H October 19, 2020

Ning Haps

Nothing happening at the moment.

Boy:What you up to today bruh?

Mate:Nah 'ning haps' bro. What about you?

by Saendeez October 23, 2012

hippy hap

the notion or action of beating a hippy due to them being a pollution of socity

i hippy happed that stoner

by holllllllyu February 3, 2012