A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010
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A neighborhood where many Guidos live or are thought to live, such as the Bensonhurst section of Brooklyn in New York City.
Shortly after the death of Yusuf Hawkins in Bensonhurst in 1989, columnist Pete Hamill wrote a highly controversial column in the New York Post entitled, "The Lesson of Howard Beach Was Lost on the Punks of Guidoville."
by Anthony Brancato April 20, 2003
Get the Guidoville mug.A man of Italian-American descent--or at least claims to be--who spikes his hair straight up, goes tanning every single day, plucks his eyebrows, and talks in a shitty New York accent. Some of the most vile humans to ever walk the earth.
Me: Hey, do you know where the bathroom is at?
Guido: Who da fuck are you lookin' at? I oughta kick your ass ya fackin kweeyah! I take 'roids bro, ROIDS!
Me: What a fuckin' guido.
Guido: Who da fuck are you lookin' at? I oughta kick your ass ya fackin kweeyah! I take 'roids bro, ROIDS!
Me: What a fuckin' guido.
by Chris2626 May 17, 2008
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Guy 1: " Bromeo have you heard from Tony B"
Guy 2: " Ya I was at his house yesterday. He just sat in his chair and did nothing but use his shake weight for 2 hours while maintaining that " it's not guy unless a guy actually splooges all over your face." And only then because it could ruin ones spray on tan."
Guy 1: " What a guido."
Guy 2: " Ya I was at his house yesterday. He just sat in his chair and did nothing but use his shake weight for 2 hours while maintaining that " it's not guy unless a guy actually splooges all over your face." And only then because it could ruin ones spray on tan."
Guy 1: " What a guido."
by dslice1234 January 2, 2012
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1. devotion exclusive to God as masculine
2. the belief husbands are “God” to wives
3. the interchangeable use of male pronouns "He" "His" or "Him" as terms for the divine
4. hypersensitivity to the divine being referred to as anything other than a heterosexual male
1. devotion exclusive to God as masculine
2. the belief husbands are “God” to wives
3. the interchangeable use of male pronouns "He" "His" or "Him" as terms for the divine
4. hypersensitivity to the divine being referred to as anything other than a heterosexual male
1. Her guydolatry blinded her from recognizing her authority as equal to her husband.
2. The guydolatry of their church intimidated the pastor from discussing divine feminine of Scripture.
3. He had entitled sexpectations of his wife because of his guydolatry.
4. The guydolatry of the Catholic church enabled priests to misuse sexual power.
5. The guydolatry of the Southern Baptist Church framed women preaching as heretical.
2. The guydolatry of their church intimidated the pastor from discussing divine feminine of Scripture.
3. He had entitled sexpectations of his wife because of his guydolatry.
4. The guydolatry of the Catholic church enabled priests to misuse sexual power.
5. The guydolatry of the Southern Baptist Church framed women preaching as heretical.
by Tara J. Hannah June 13, 2019
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1. To do something that may cause others to question your manhood.
2. Actions that are contrary to being a cool guy.
1. To do something that may cause others to question your manhood.
2. Actions that are contrary to being a cool guy.
Joey committed a guyolation when he blew off the game to go to the opera.
It is a guyolation to f**k your friend's girlfriend.
It is a guyolation to f**k your friend's girlfriend.
by PA Burbs Guy March 27, 2008
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