Gurt

The act of force feeding a mixture of yogurt and semen down a respectable female’s throat.

Bro he just gurted on everybody.
I’m gonna gurt all over them.

by Throaterton Goaterton May 31, 2023

gurt

to drink something and regret it during or immediately after

Allan gurted half the bottle of cough syrup.

by thatsnowconeguy January 13, 2018

gurt

verb: to drink something and regret it during or immediately after

Allan gurted half a bottle of cough syrup once.

by thatsnowconeguy January 13, 2018

gurt

gurt means you are very good at something or in someways relevant/meaning to goat

DAMN BRO, YOU'RE SUCH A GURT

by exiledwaujdahda January 4, 2021

Gurt

Another word for ejaculation, but it is more powerful and squrts out

Did you see jow I gurted on Dakota's nostrils?

by Statefarmguy124 May 29, 2018

gurt

The little dribble of semen that comes out of a woman's vagina after sex.

Hey baby, make sure you have a tissue handy to wipe up the gurt when I'm done so we don't stain the sheets.

by #realtrebekstache May 9, 2018

Gurt

Am I relevant yet?

Gurt: Am I relevant yet?

by guymcguyperson December 15, 2021