gurt

funny word that is derived from the joke -
yogurt
gurt:yo
basically yo and gurt are greeting each other

yo gurt

by burti September 17, 2025

gurting

Doing something smart but also very dangerous.

Joe is gurting to get the huzz

by 【LD】Ducc April 15, 2025

Gurting

Doing something very smart, but also very dangerous.

Gurt: Yo

Icl u gurting rn, ts pmo...

by Pibble April 22, 2025

Gurt

Gurt is just a cool guy, everyone says "yo!" to gurt. So next time you see him. Make sure you say "no." He's too happy for his own good.

friend: Yo gurt!
gurt: Yo!
You: no. gurt.
*Gurt starts crying*

You: LOL
Friend: LOL

Your mum: SYBAU!

by BambiBlade August 19, 2025

gurted

when AmeRespectJohnson touches you. #metoo

Ame gurted me. I'm a victim.

Did you hear the news. There's a new victim, they say he was gurted. He was just 12. They think the perpetrator is Ame-chan.

by ame victim #5 December 1, 2023

Bro-gurt

When your homie jerks you off into a condom, then eats is like a tube-yogurt.

Last night, I ate his bro-gurt.

by CursedThoughts February 3, 2023

gurt

The chaotic, abbreviated alter-ego of yogurt—stripped of sophistication, reduced to pure confusion. Often deployed in absurdist humor where "yogurt" expects recognition, but "gurt" responds with existential bewilderment.

me: yogurt
gurt: sybau

by ctrl0407 April 15, 2025