Grumpy goat

A vagina so lonely it will eat anything

Wow, look at that grumpy goat!

by cattle_herder_22 May 5, 2018

The Grumpy Cat

An insanely alcoholic beverage comprised of 2 shots of Vodka, 2 shots Bacardi 151, 2 shots of Gin, and 2 1\2 cups of cranberry juice.

Mr.: Hey, wanna throw down The Grumpy Cat?

Ms: Hell yeah, let's get trashed!

by Capt. Crump August 19, 2013

Grumpy Sexola

The act of shoving a crayola marker into the genitalia of any chosen gender, and there’s only two you got a dick or a clit, then viciously pulling up and down on the chosen marker.

Matt: Hey Magnus, how was the grumpy sexola?!
Magnus: It was fantastic, my semen smelt like ink :)

by MrButtFuckerTucker November 1, 2017

Grumpy Douglas

When you have a shit really bad and then a huge steaming pile of shit comes out grumbling at you.

"I had to take a grumpy douglas after eating all those chicken wings last night"

by Verminoth February 20, 2014

grumpy fucker

Any teacher

He's a grumpy fucker today

by 420 fuck my bitches March 28, 2015

grumpy cunt

A female human who's attractiveness is a 9 or higher on a scale of 1-10 but projects a grumpy energy at passers that glance at her face ,tits or her bum.

Hey David &Christy, I saw the most beautiful girl today while out walking my imaginary dog up at the college campus: I locked eyes with her tits & face and she totally didn't even give me a second look. David: She sounds like a Grumpy Cunt. Christy: A grumpy Cunt indeed.

by Phil Hisassin May 18, 2016

righteous grumpy

a fully satisfying bowel movement

fred was in the bathroom handling a righteous grumpy

by alex dodsworth December 9, 2008