Gruber Speech

Telling someone a lie because you think they are to stupid to know the truth. It's usually used when you want to cheat the person out of something and you lie to them to pull off the scam, relying on the gullible nature of people. The name comes from Jonathan Gruber's many comments about how the Obama Administration exploited the stupidity of the American voter to pass Obamacare. Newt Gingrich coined the phrase in Nov. 2014.

Don't give me a Gruber Speech about this used car's maintenance history.

by jdelv86 November 22, 2014

Gruber

A person who braggarts the bowl, is annoying as shit, talks to much, and often double hits the bowl too. Often asks for a VIP hit (an extra hit).

dude you just double hit the bowl. don't be a Gruber

by Taco Bob May 4, 2010

Gruben

A small piece of a ciggarette to be used in assistance to making a common cannabis spliff.

Often snapped from a ciggarete, licked, ripped then mixed with grinded/crushed cannabis and rolled into a Joint. although spelt gruben its pronounced grooben

Hey ralph... got gruben? im going to roll a fat head or

Wheres my gruben i swear it was in my grout box

by Tom Hanks Cans June 5, 2009

Grutes

In the marine corps, a combination of a utility desert top and PT bottoms.

The opposite of boots and utes.

Hey you dumb boot, go get into your grutes!

by Benny Binasi August 25, 2012

gruesome

awesome,totally sick.

Yo,MW3 is gruesome dawg.

by dawgger99 January 12, 2012

Gruesome Twosome

1 - A really ugly couple who reflect eachothers ugliness,

2 - And ex who is seen with a new squeeze.

1 - ''eww, who are they?''
''That's the Gruesome Twosome''
''Oh''

2 - ''OhMyGod, my ex is over there!''
''Is that his new girlfriend?''
''Yup''
''Gruesome Twosome, much?''

by Katana B August 12, 2009

gubes

gubes, gubes are a curse !!
gubes are pubes but not them of a normall man or woman
but a CURSED ginger 1
most peeople try to shave these off but htey will will come back so just give up let the gubes flourish ,, but DONT show or tell ANY 1

boy;dnt touch her she has gubes
aimee;shut up
boy#2;ewwwwwwww

by shane thorn May 6, 2008