An amazing place loved by everyone who lives there. The only haters are the jealous. Kids can be brats, but that's only natural coming from a wealthy town, just like anywhere else in the world. It's not according to the town actually, more just the parents of these kids. Yeah people may smoke, drink, and party really hard, but honestly, who doesn't? It's pretty ignorant to say such stereotypical things about Greenwich. It's a gorgeous place with amazing shopping and yeah the people are pretty well-dressed. But, why wouldn't they be if they have the money to be?
Ryan: God I hate Greenwich, CT, it's full of rich snobs.
Tom: Dude you're just jealous.
RYan: Yeah I guess, it is pretty fucking awesome. ANd the parties are sick!
Tom: Dude you're just jealous.
RYan: Yeah I guess, it is pretty fucking awesome. ANd the parties are sick!
by degpof August 22, 2007
One of the best places on the planet to live. East Greenwich is a quaint village in the center of Rhode Island nestled on an inlet of Narragansett Bay. Residents of the town are generally split into two groups, townies and everyone else. Townies generally live in the area of town south of post road, and east of first ave. They are generally lower income from the rest of the towns more affluent residents. They have a mix of wigger and cranston in their demenor. They are tough to the bone, and won't back down from a fight. They have an excellent basketball team, that can be seen running the courts at Eldridge in the Summer, and at Open Gym on Mondays in the winter. East Greenwich boasts one of the top notch High School Football programs in all of Rhode Island. Utilizing the famed wing T offense, the Avengers have been a strong program for over 50 years. East Greenwich also boasts a nightlife second to none, with such establishments as The Oaks, The EG Hotel, Norman's, and The End Zone.
The East Greenwich Coach ran the wing T offense all over Johnston on Friday night.
Coach: Alright, straight wing T, Brown Right waggle 46 counter trade.
QB: Got it.
Coach: Alright, straight wing T, Brown Right waggle 46 counter trade.
QB: Got it.
by EG Football December 01, 2006
A shitt-hole where the preppy white kids live off of their parents money. The people who live there consider themselves better than others because they can afford retarded suede shoes from Marc Jacobs. Children are left with nannies while their parents get drunk and fuck at some country club. Yes, people there may have big houses and pretty-ful cars, but they give horrible tips to the Mexicans who work for them. Greenwich, CT, a place where you may get arrested for sagging.
-"Hey, where'd you go over the weekend?"
-"Augh. Some fucked up place with swarming white people."
-"Oh fuck. Are you talking about Greenwich, ct?"
-.____. "Sadly, yes."
-"Augh. Some fucked up place with swarming white people."
-"Oh fuck. Are you talking about Greenwich, ct?"
-.____. "Sadly, yes."
by xangelwingsx February 17, 2011
Rather small town in Rhode Island. Kids there are sterotyped as being rich and snoby which is sometimes true and (really) rarely not. Even though the people here have soooooo much money (appenantly) the schools still suck and students fear that pieces of the roof will fall on their heads as they walk down the hall. The textbooks can tell you what happened 20 years ago, and the teachers can't tell you much more then that either. When the town actually decides to spend money on the schools, the either spend it on something that will break down/fall apart in several weeks or are already obselet. For example, many wireless computers were just purchased in the middle school. The section of the school that needs them the most is unable to because they are located in the wrong section of the school.
Many preps go here and stereotype others till they crack while learning "lifelong lessons" that will only be ignored through the influence of crack.
The town is divided by townies (those who live in town) and the rest of the people. Townies tend to make less money then the rest of the town and let that stereotype themselves.
The grade point average is wayyyyyy to high and kids are divided by how well they do in school. The townies are assumed to be stupider then the rest of the kids in East Greenwich.
Many preps go here and stereotype others till they crack while learning "lifelong lessons" that will only be ignored through the influence of crack.
The town is divided by townies (those who live in town) and the rest of the people. Townies tend to make less money then the rest of the town and let that stereotype themselves.
The grade point average is wayyyyyy to high and kids are divided by how well they do in school. The townies are assumed to be stupider then the rest of the kids in East Greenwich.
Kid one: Hey, aren't the schools in east greenwich nasty?
Kid two: Yeah! Watch this! *sticks pencil into celing where it sticks*
Kid one: EW!
Kid two: *Removes pencil. Walks away with Kid one.*
*Celing falls down behid them*
Kid one: How'd you do on that science test?
Kid two: *Sniffs and brushes away tears* I-I-I got a nin-ninty-t-t-t-wo!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kid two: Yeah! Watch this! *sticks pencil into celing where it sticks*
Kid one: EW!
Kid two: *Removes pencil. Walks away with Kid one.*
*Celing falls down behid them*
Kid one: How'd you do on that science test?
Kid two: *Sniffs and brushes away tears* I-I-I got a nin-ninty-t-t-t-wo!!!!!!!!!!!!
by somrp2 April 01, 2007
A town where the schools are in bad condition. Ceiling tiles fall every two seconds. No one bothers to fix these problems because everyone believes that the students don't need better schools. The textbooks there are copyrighted in the 1980's.
John:Do ya wanna go to East Greenwich?
Steve: Na, the school's ceilings are falling every two seconds.
Steve: Na, the school's ceilings are falling every two seconds.
by The Boy Scouts Of America December 05, 2006
A bedroom community of New York City, swarming with snotty old white people. Their children are wannabe sluts who are usually too smashed to function. Despite the town's popular "old money" reputation, everyone there reeks of new money. Everyone owns a "Georgian revival" McMansion and fuckzillion SUVs.
Luis: Eew, what's up with all these honkies and their fugly houses?
Maya: Oh shit, we took a wrong turn. We're in Greenwich, CT.
Maya: Oh shit, we took a wrong turn. We're in Greenwich, CT.
by ygudgfhalnfiuh April 24, 2011
When a girl is super hot from the back and has a huge ass, but turns around and has a forehead big enough to play football on.
Friend 1: #16 is thick thick but she’s got one of those greenwich turnarounds
Friend 2: Would you still fuck tho?
Friend 1: Oh yea a 100%
Friend 2: Would you still fuck tho?
Friend 1: Oh yea a 100%
by travissmom October 13, 2019