Machi Gotchi

A religious term. The all powerful, and all knowing. The bringer of light. The healer of suffering. The one who will lead us into the light...into the white. (in greek, it means "I like to stretch in the dark") Dates back to the earliest texts...Even to ancient cave paintings. The Miyans and Aztecs whorshipped him.

On the 8th day, Machi Gotchi said, "let there be MT. Dew."

by ;lkjfdsa July 21, 2008

gotch

crooked, uneven, or asymmetrical, esp. of the eyes

"I could never tell which direction that gotch-eyed Marty Feldman was looking."

Russia's Captain Count Nicholas Pavlovich Ignatieff was known to have a divided left iris, half of which was blue, the other half brown; tortured prisoners were said to have known he enjoyed inflicting pain and cruelty "by the glitter in his gotch eye."

"Last night we drank ourselves completely gotch-eyed."

by spacklepants January 25, 2008

the gotcha

It's like putting someone or something on blast or bursting their bubble.

Let's say someone is acting like they the COMPLETE shit and it's annoying the shit outta you. You'd say this to them:

"Hun, you walk around with your head all held high, like you better than people. But here's THE GOTCHA: You ain't shit nor will you ever be. Thanks."

by ChrissiRawks August 4, 2007

gochuface

a penis for a head; used as an insult

"You gochuface!!!"

by tree December 2, 2003

Gotcho

A way of saying gotcha by a boy whose clownin.

Also tends to ask
"You tryin me?"
every five seconds.

Nick B: Debo took the whip.
Lauren: I know he's over at my place.
Nick B: gotcho...

by xWarsx November 10, 2010

Gotchie-Pull

See Wedgie.

Clarence loves a good gotchie-pull.

by D'emon November 20, 2002

gotchaback

Got Your Back

1) Quick slang in tense situations

2) Easy reply to good lookin out, a way of accepting props.

1) "Ol' boy's movin sideways" - "Gotchaback, nigga"

2) *Opening a door for a partner* -- "Good lookin out, brother." "Gotchaback, bro."

by zenpanther December 31, 2007