When your body ejects a massive fart abruptly through your fart hole such that it sounds like a car horn.
My buddy Tom woke up with a wicked hangover and before he could get to the bathroom to fart on the toilet water, he gonked so loud it broke a few windows and set off some car alarms. In fact, nobody could believe the size of that gonk. Years later GonkFest was conceived to celebrate big gonks. And friends gathered to gonk their tits off.
by hughiedoobie January 31, 2024
Get the Gonkmug. by Whitepeople.com February 17, 2020
Get the GONKmug. by blue bakugan August 13, 2021
Get the Gonkmug. An unintelligent and sometimes inbred person who lives in a small rural town in States like Pennsylvania. Gonks typically talk in a manner that is a cross between mumbling and gibberish. When speaking they usually look at the ground and their body language is one of annoyance. Gonks love NASCAR, macro lagers, the discount bin at Walmart, and Kid Rock. They enjoy wearing fleecy pajamas to almost any occasion and their dress attire usually consists of some type of Mossy Oak formal wear. Hygiene and tooth care is usually considered optional, education is considered suspect, and anyone not from the town they grew up in are considered outsiders and will be deemed lesser. Gonks are usually very useful when it comes to manual labor type tasks and excel in this type of employment.
Ronnie: Hey Jeffy, you wanna go to Walmart tonight? I need underware, my last pair had a blowout.
Jeffy: No way Ronnie, it's Friday night and all the gonks will be out in their fleece pajamas buying Power Bait and searching the discount bin for Kid Rock CDs.
Jeffy: No way Ronnie, it's Friday night and all the gonks will be out in their fleece pajamas buying Power Bait and searching the discount bin for Kid Rock CDs.
by Shonky R August 8, 2025
Get the Gonkmug. Gonked; The formal way to combined the words “gone” and “fucked”. Typically associated with drug use and-or a response to humor.
Singer-songwriter “Jack Montreal” used this unique word as a way to shorten the use of syllables in his song.
Instead of saying “I’m gone and fucked”, he shortened the use of syllables by saying; “I’m gonked as fuck” to give an even more detailed explanation for how intoxicated he was.
Singer-songwriter “Jack Montreal” used this unique word as a way to shorten the use of syllables in his song.
Instead of saying “I’m gone and fucked”, he shortened the use of syllables by saying; “I’m gonked as fuck” to give an even more detailed explanation for how intoxicated he was.
Formal use: “I can’t make it to your party because I am too gonked to drive.”
Informal use: “I’m gonked as fuck”
Interrogative use: “How gonked are you right now?”
Informal use: “I’m gonked as fuck”
Interrogative use: “How gonked are you right now?”
by totallynitjackmontreal June 4, 2023
Get the Gonkedmug. GONK is a being beyond perception and puny mortals that u can't even understand the super sexy big GONK Not to be confused with GONK who is a Fag
Skinnypennis-Did u hear GONK is awesome
Normal OBG Normie-yes Skinnypennis now let me suck ur Skinnypennis which is defiantly not small just skinny
Normal OBG Normie-yes Skinnypennis now let me suck ur Skinnypennis which is defiantly not small just skinny
by Skinnypennis_ July 27, 2018
Get the GONKmug. 