cock gluten

GLU-TON
a man or woman that craves cock. Loves to play with it and generally loves it in all of thier holes...

Tom H:"Josh-ew loves cock; he allways gets it down his local gay-bar."
Duke:"He is quite the cock gluten"

by Terry Houghton January 8, 2009

glutated

Of exceedingly high quality

Jesus Bob that is one glutated squirrel.

by Kither July 8, 2017

butt glue

used in internet chat rooms, mmo's etc for when a user loses connection, the butt glue is passed on as a sign of goodwill that the disconnects stop.

Mary is disconnected, then returns

Jim : tosses the butt glue to Mary
Mary: thx Jim I sure hope that butt glue sticks lol

by Perthy May 25, 2016

Glutealthermaphobia

The fear of or dread experienced by sitting in or just thinking about sitting in a chair or seat that has been warmed by someone else's butt cheeks.

Tom: "Bob, why are you standing up at your desk?"
Bob: "The IT guy was just here installing new software on my PC. I'm waiting for my seat to cool off."
Tom: "Dude - you've got a bad case of glutealthermaphobia!"
Bob: "Hey - maybe I just don't like sitting down in someone else's butt-sweat!"

by songwriterz December 2, 2011

glue peeling

When you are extremely bored in class, a very entertaining activity is to pour a nice sized glob of glue (preferably Elmers white glue) onto your hands. Then when you rub your hands together, the glue will become solid and is then fun to peel off.

This activity can be an entertaining activity to be used anywhere from a fifteen minute public speaker, to a two hour lecture.

It is not harmful to your health in anyway.

Gorilla glue and other extremely adhesive glues have not yet been tested, so please use caution when experimenting.

"Dude, how did you manage to stay awake? That guy was so boring!"

"I was glue peeling the entire time!"

by slaytheday December 12, 2009

Glue Eater

That little fucking kid from your elementary school who did nothing but eat glue up until high school causing until his untimely permanent brain damage.

“Hey that car just cut me off.”
“Must be that fucking glue eater.”

by Elrohir_numenesse July 20, 2018

kentucky glue gun

When a man has a one man party in a toilet stall preferably of the opposite sex and ejaculates onto the seat of the toilet. The next person using this particular toilet will be glued in a grotesque manner to the seat of the toilet... This can or cannot be used in combination with the upper decker. If used in combination with the upper decker this is known as the Tennessee two timer.

While in a club in Denver Bones kentucky glue gunned the woman's bathroom, it was classic...

by G'stein June 21, 2008