girlfriended

When you are supposed to be listening to some one but you zone them out and just say words (like okay or right) to make them feel like you are listening to the irrelevant things they are saying.

Josh: dude, the other night...
Bill: yeah
Josh: it was so crazy
Bill: mhmm
Josh: wtf, did you just girlfriended me.
Bill: bro, no way.
Josh: what did I just say?
Bill: uhh....

by Irick Style July 27, 2014

My girlfriend

Oh sorry i meant ex

My girlfriend dumped me because she thought i was ugly

by Hi peps October 1, 2020

girlfriend in training

A female companion that is more than a friend, but not quite a full fledged girlfriend. Often is followed by becoming a full fledged girlfriend.

My girlfriend in training and I are talking about taking the next step and going out.

by sparx August 22, 2003

Overly Attached Girlfriend.

Yet another meme that has spawned due to the Creepy-ass competition entry sent in by a girl called Laina. Justin Bieber set up a competition asking all fans to enter in their own entries of his song 'Boyfriend', with new lyrics and such. Laina played the role of an overly attached girlfriend, who sings creepy lyrics and doesn't blink once throughout the whole video. Although a parody, this inspired a meme with her face featured in it. It usually ''compliments'' a number of creepy things a Overly Attached Girlfriend would say.

Overly Attached Girlfriend. 'It took you 15 minutes to get home. Google says it only takes 12. Who is she?''

by Bolognese July 3, 2012

Find girlfriend online

Modern way of getting laid if you are shy, lazy,fat,ugly or busy. All you do is go to some dating website and send 'do you wanna get laid' message to every girl on that website.

Guy 1: "Let's go to the club and get some chicks"
Guy 2: "I am so lazy, let's just try to find girlfriend online so that I don't have to leave my basemet"
Guy 1: " So what was that that dating website url"
Guy 2: " idk try findgirlfriendonline.com "

by Jessy2134 June 21, 2010

Quasi Girlfriend

A girl who by all appearances, actions, tastes and adventures is your lover, yet is unable to commit to being your girlfriend at the moment.

Jane was Tim's "quasi girlfriend." Jane was afraid of committment and losing Tim as a friend.

by Quasi Boyfriend January 12, 2009

green eyed girlfriend

Green eyed girlfriend is a porn hub video of a girl and her boy friend having sex and in the back the T.V is playing really loud in the back

Ally : have seen the green eyed girlfriend yet people at school have been talking about it all day
Bobbie : Not yet you wanna watch it with me tho?

by anonymous November 17, 2020