A selfish Leonardo DiCaprio lookalike from the Wattpad story and series Gerthaverse, also the love interest of Postman Pat and Shabootiqui.
Person 1: Stop acting like Gertha from Gerthaverse!
Person 2: How the hell did you even find that story?!
Person 2: How the hell did you even find that story?!
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A player created on FIFA Street by a YouTuber with a dusty trim. He is 6 foot 6, 250kg (probably), a six pack and a purple crew cut.
Born in Stoke, he breeds bulldogs and has 7 at his home.
He is the captain of FIFA Street team StellaFC who competed in 4 games before disbanding in Gareth Carling scored 58 seconds into his debut after dribbling past 2 and finishing under the keepers legs. Despite a good start, StellaFC went on to lose 5-1
In their second game Gareth scored a brilliant volley to take the lead but they then went 3-1 down after some defensive errors. But Gareth completed his hat trick and made it 3-3 with a controversial goal and a cool finish into the corner. StellaFC player Jensen then scored two solo goals to give StellaFC their only ever win.
In their 3rd game they lost 5-3 as a dusty trimmed youtuber complained about the AI not doing enough skills.
In the 4th game, Gareth did several Ronaldinho-like skill runs but couldn’t find the finish. He also put in several crunching tackles which got him praise from Graeme Souness. Souness said ‘if Paul Pogba did that he would good enough to get into the Scotland team’.
StellaFC never played again but the rumour is because FNG didn’t want to play FIFA Street because FTW was making him money.
Gareth Carling after this ended up getting a lifetime subscription to Nuts magazine.
Gareth ended his career with 5 goals in 4 games with StellaFC winning 1 out of 4.
Born in Stoke, he breeds bulldogs and has 7 at his home.
He is the captain of FIFA Street team StellaFC who competed in 4 games before disbanding in Gareth Carling scored 58 seconds into his debut after dribbling past 2 and finishing under the keepers legs. Despite a good start, StellaFC went on to lose 5-1
In their second game Gareth scored a brilliant volley to take the lead but they then went 3-1 down after some defensive errors. But Gareth completed his hat trick and made it 3-3 with a controversial goal and a cool finish into the corner. StellaFC player Jensen then scored two solo goals to give StellaFC their only ever win.
In their 3rd game they lost 5-3 as a dusty trimmed youtuber complained about the AI not doing enough skills.
In the 4th game, Gareth did several Ronaldinho-like skill runs but couldn’t find the finish. He also put in several crunching tackles which got him praise from Graeme Souness. Souness said ‘if Paul Pogba did that he would good enough to get into the Scotland team’.
StellaFC never played again but the rumour is because FNG didn’t want to play FIFA Street because FTW was making him money.
Gareth Carling after this ended up getting a lifetime subscription to Nuts magazine.
Gareth ended his career with 5 goals in 4 games with StellaFC winning 1 out of 4.
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Get the Grethe mug.Grethetically : Formed from combining greater and synthetically. #Proseginated as well from the Apriori and Aposteriori analytic and synthetic #Purereasons cogenitive #BrainTrust wisdom as it's consort. "Justified by her children" (El-Elyon Elohim El Shaddai Adoni ). Greater synthetically experienced information and/or epiphenic subjectification and subjectification of sensuous input to be interpreted by the body
Put that shit up for a minute and then a report is given to the brain and then the brain takes that report and it sees if it has anything similar to it to compare it to then it makes associations and connections in order to better explain to our consciousness and our Cache front side bus and or reallocated virtual memory and or Azure virtual workstation type space on a Google platform. Non tactile synthetic experience being the opposite or the child of the instant pedant representing the relationship and correlation between parent and child and long-term and short-term memory and the function of the short-term memory being negligible and dispensable without ending up like hi I'm Tom. And or having to dump a chunk of long-term memory for a 256 megabyte flash drive embedded in his brain.
Put that shit up for a minute and then a report is given to the brain and then the brain takes that report and it sees if it has anything similar to it to compare it to then it makes associations and connections in order to better explain to our consciousness and our Cache front side bus and or reallocated virtual memory and or Azure virtual workstation type space on a Google platform. Non tactile synthetic experience being the opposite or the child of the instant pedant representing the relationship and correlation between parent and child and long-term and short-term memory and the function of the short-term memory being negligible and dispensable without ending up like hi I'm Tom. And or having to dump a chunk of long-term memory for a 256 megabyte flash drive embedded in his brain.
Yes I do believe that that could have been Grethetically rather than lesthetically something that was understood without direct tactile interface through a third party like a human being with taste touch sound feel smell and sight however would have been understood and researched or developed as a sign symbol symptom or language and or something that could be interpreted and or understood without direct physical contact through a third party and by God's Consciousness in a more metaphysical and or hyper spiritual realm of understanding.
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