by Mt.Uranus October 10, 2016
When you’re on a boat and the frequency of the waves perfectly synchronises with your heartbeat causing a freak wave in your digestive tract - ultimately forcing you to abandon all humility and evacuate your bowels into any nearby receptacle (for example a bucket) irrespective of witnesses.
I thought I was going to make it into the harbour, but within barely thirty seconds a turtle head turned into a cloth toucher and I had to pull a Salty Geoff in front of my wife and her two best friends. It was only as I was leaning overboard rinsing the evidence away in the salty water that I realised what I had done and vowed instead to burn the bucket and never speak of the moment again.
by Juanaconda May 31, 2022
by Fishing 1 June 20, 2022
by Fishing 1 June 15, 2022
When a player smashes a shot at the post on Rocket League, usually because a ball chasing team mate blocked what would've otherwise been a perfect shot
Scotty: He's hit the Lynn and Geoff!
Thornberry: Meeerrr, fuck's sake Chubba. Every time, EVERY TIME!
Thornberry: Meeerrr, fuck's sake Chubba. Every time, EVERY TIME!
by Chubba1989 July 14, 2021
A Government official who was the execution target of one Al Shizaba and his notorious terrorist gang. However other than that one specific occasion he is quite a bore, he may have poked Francesco Shontally in the eye that one time but he really isn't all that interesting.
by DaMightyNose July 21, 2022
by BlackJackooo November 23, 2011