(from Highfalutin-free) A product or culinary creation’s optimal state of existence that avoids crossing the threshold into being unnecessarily complicated or exotically flavorful as to diminish the maker’s intended experience for the consumer, which is to deliver the expected purpose or sensory stimulation. The term was coined by comedian, Adam Carolla, on “The Adam Carolla Show” podcast(January 23, 2014).
Stewardess(Over PA): On today’s flight, we will be serving a pomegranate, thyme and goat-cheese pizza with a side avocado and mango salad tossed in passion fruit vinaigrette OR a turkey sandwich.
(minutes later)
Stewardess: Which would you like, sir?
Adam: Can you tell me about the turkey sandwich?
Stewardess: Sir?
Adam: Well I’d just like to know if it’s falutin-free or if the chef who made it was jacking off, you know, like he did with the pizza.
(minutes later)
Stewardess: Which would you like, sir?
Adam: Can you tell me about the turkey sandwich?
Stewardess: Sir?
Adam: Well I’d just like to know if it’s falutin-free or if the chef who made it was jacking off, you know, like he did with the pizza.
by griffin_t_a January 25, 2014
Somewhere you go by yourself or with another fellow loser (usually a sports bar or Irish Pub) where you can associate with people in a similar predicament and pretend you have something in common. Also, any activity you do by yourself that starts a conversation with a total stranger. This term can be applied to many things.
Patton Oswalt in "Big Fan" would go to the Giants game with his "friend" and hang out in the parking lot even though they didn't have tickets, thus....free friends among the crowd.
by The Whapper June 10, 2013
by UptDcNw December 30, 2021
someone who puts one letter on the end of one of your words in words with friends or scrabble and ends up getting a bunch of undeserved points
boy 1=damn john just stuck an s on the end of my word and got 24 points
boy 2= he always does that hes a sneaky free worder
boy 2= he always does that hes a sneaky free worder
by stdo7 February 15, 2012
A game that is free to play yet cuts the player off at key moments to demand payment. This can occur after losing too many lives, completing a chapter, or forcing the player to make a purchase in order to fulfill an objective necessary to complete a larger objective.
"Battle Nations is an addictive and hilarious turn-based strategy game that combines FarmVille with tanks! The game can be downloaded free, but players are free-to-pay for powerful, exclusive units and also to speed up construction time! Buy 1250 Nanopods for 49.99 USD, and get the edge on everyone else!"
by RedRockRun October 18, 2013
My girlfriend is a Free-User we both love free use, so knock before coming in our house . . . or don't!
by Anarkizt May 09, 2019
(Verb, noun)
The act of:
1- Speaking on and on about something that is not interesting at all.
2- Derive from an initial subject of discussion to something that has no relation whatsoever.
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The act of:
1- Speaking on and on about something that is not interesting at all.
2- Derive from an initial subject of discussion to something that has no relation whatsoever.
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1- "Tom did a massive free wheel rambling about this girl he met at the gas station, I had no choice but to slap him"
2- "The teacher free wheeled for an hour about the recital of his daughter, that was awful"
2- "The teacher free wheeled for an hour about the recital of his daughter, that was awful"
by FreeWheelTheory May 21, 2011