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Fork cartel

The fork cartel is a dangerous mob gang that has long been trying to force us to use dangerous forks when we eat our watermelons.
Bob: i almost used used a fork to eat water melon.

Tom Willot: DAAAAAAAMMMMNNNN YOU FORK CARTEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by BKsav November 16, 2012
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Fork of Shame

The fork you have to ask for in an Asian restaurant when you don't know how to use chopsticks. Usually presented on a white napkin with an accompanying look of pity.
I can't take anyone out for Dim Sum on a first date because i would have to ask for the fork of shame.
by Skuldseidhr April 13, 2015
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Fork That Waffle

A phrase developed during a live show by a hyper kid named Nick aka "TheMagicalSeaOfNick". It was originally a modified version of FTW (For The Win) and has been spread around the youtube community. The phrase "Fork That Waffle" is now used hundreds of times a day.
Random Guy- I just won one million dollars
Random Guy2- one million dollars, FTW!
Random Guy- YAH! Fork That Waffle.
by SillyGuy86 July 24, 2009
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Alaska funk fork

When one inserts a three pronged eating tool into one’s own rectum
Dude, I really need an Alaska funk fork
by Ahhhhhhhhhhhh oooooo November 10, 2018
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What you say when someone's jokes are lame.
Corny person- So, did you like my jokes?
Me- They were so funny I forgot to laugh...
by RatchetBoo June 1, 2003
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