Skin Footie

(noun) A dry foot job that peels the skin off of the penis with the calluses on the foot.

My girl gave me a Skin Footie, and now I'm in the hospital recovering.

by SkibonerEdgeLord January 24, 2025

Angry Sticky Footy

When bae cares about your hydration so much that you just whip out your foot and stuff it into a pan of syrup while getting chased by Front Man from the Squid Games!!!

ABC for an Angry Sticky Footy

by plurgfish January 02, 2025

Good Footy

Top tier content. See: Jsiga.

Jsig: "Cheers, Dazza"
Goat Big: "Fuarrr thats good footy"/

by thegoatbig February 22, 2024

Impractical Footy

Getting a foot job while the show, Impractical Jokers, is playing.

My friend Katie gave me an Impractical Footy while I was at the party last night.

by February 20, 2025