Fooping

When you're in the process of pooping, and you happen to let a fart slide out.

Person 1:"So Dave, let me tell ya, I was taking a crap the other day, and I farted while crapping, it was great."

--Person 2:"Ya I love when then happens, did you know its called fooping?"

Person 1:"Really? Well goshdarnit Dave, you do learn something new everyday, now don't 'cha?"

by BradS January 5, 2007

Fooping

The act of masturbation while pooping.

I saved time today by Fooping this morning before i had to go to work.

by EpicBobbyBlast July 23, 2010

Fooping

(verb): To have sexy time with someone and to also enjoy their fecal matter simultaneously.

Pronounced like pooping except with an F instead of a P.

(Noun): Foop

Speaker 1- I heard Jack and Jill went up the hill and they didn't get the bucket of water. Instead they used the bucket to clean up after they start fooping.

Speaker 2- :o No way.

by Foopmasta August 3, 2011

fooling

to hook up with somebody or have sex with them.

did you hear about sam and adam fooling behind the bleachers the other day??

by dippincuts April 27, 2009

fooking

sexual conversations over Facebook chat; much like "sexting"

"Addison, I want to suck your cock. Please come now."
"Aight."

...fooking

by BStew&JHo September 8, 2011

fooning

Fooning=friends+spooning
Fooning is the act spooning a friend but if you both describe it as fooning it is no longer homosexual.

Josh “Hey Sam, I’m getting cold over here, wanna come over for some good ole’ fooning?”
Sam “As long as we both agree that it’s fooning, cause if we were spooning that would be gay.”

by The_Fooning_Master October 7, 2018

fossil fooling

v. Distributing half-truths or heavily edited one-sided oinions in the carbon tax/ pipeline debates.

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That newly elected politicizn isn’t fossil fooling me. I know plenty of stuff. Scienceiffic stuff.

by gnostic3 April 24, 2019