Floppy massacre

The result of an anti-rape device full of hooked razors. Once the penis is inserted it is impossible to withdraw without further shredding your member. The rapist will never rape again but will probably murder his victim after he has recovered. Popular/ unpopular (with rapists) in many african countries. The term is of my own invention and can be used to describe anything excruciatingly horrible or wiggity wack

"That guy had a face like a floppy massacre"
"Shes more frigid than a floppy massacre"

by Colossal Insight December 24, 2007

Floppy Flounder

Phase between having a boner and being flaccid.

That girl is giving life to my floppy flounder.

by Visimicus April 14, 2008

flippy floppies

used to interpret flip flops in the Lonely Island music video Im on a Boat.

Flip flops are cool

I got my swim trunks and my flippy floppies

by Marina.eignor7 June 9, 2009

Floppy Donkey

The floppy donkey is when a guy spreads his legs slightly while standing and thrusts his hips back and forth furiously resulting in his pecker swinging back forth like a pindulum. The floppy donkey is most effective while wearing gym shorts or sweat pants!

When Janet bent over to pick up her pencil I molly-whopped her square in the face with my floppy donkey

by samps daddy January 26, 2011

Floppy Fish

A term used on "SpongeBob - Grandma's Kisses (bad)" on YouTube when SpongeBob gets upset at the Krusty Krab.
Can also be used as an insult. Usually said in an over-exaggerated yell.

SpongeBob: My dick...is sad. Because you made me mad, you floppy fish you!
Random Fish: FUCKIN FLOPPY FISH?! YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSBANG YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD!

Person 1: Hey, shut up!
Person 2: DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE YOU FLOPPY FISH YOU!

by The Straight-edge Savior February 28, 2011

floppy lips

Nickname for President Obama....And no it isn't a race thing.

That damn Floppy Lips is at it again. Talking bout' how we need to let all the Julio's come over here from Mexico and take our jobs

by Floppy Lips September 9, 2013

floppy johnson

The act of whipping your junk out and slapping sum1 one anywhere on there body.

Lil BowWow: I just got a floppy johnson in the fac.

Mom: By who?

Lil BowWow: Mike Jones! Bitch

Mom: Who?

Lil BowWow: and it stung he hit me in the forhead!

by Evan Fedronski December 7, 2005