Skip to main content

uncontrollable flatulence

The inhability to stop farting. Bowl out of control. People with this syndrome usually don't have many friends. People with this syndrome are advised not to opperate heavy machinery.
One of the side effects of ZAPALAX is uncontrollable flatulence.
by LadyWereWolf June 14, 2004
mugGet the uncontrollable flatulence mug.

Flatulence

The act of emitting noxious gases from one's anus. Also known as farting, blowing one, cutting the cheese, pull my finger, and specialized terms like sbd--silent but deadly and crop dusting, which is when one travels around a room or building, letting off small freeps and generally polluting the area. Flatulence is often accompanied by sports activities like fart flaming, and dutch oven, where one person farts and then shoves the other person's head under the covers. This reprehensible habit is cause for justifiable murder in Alabama. (see Alabama Barking Spider
Rudolph had a lifelong problem with flatulence; well, that isn't QUITE true, his family had the problem. He was blissfully unaware of the angry stares as he crop dusted the office as he strolled off to the water cooler, or his second wife's suit for divorce that included dutch over as grounds of cruelty. It wasn't until he had the bright idea of lighting farts with an acetylene torch that Rudolph got what was coming to him.
by Luigi the ORIGINAL February 15, 2006
mugGet the Flatulence mug.

flatulepsy

A sudden and uncontrollable release of intestinal gases.
(from Latin. "flatus" -- intestinal gas + Greek "lepsus" -- an attack.
1. "Poor Tom had to stay home. He has flatulepsy".

2. "Flatulepsy can be treated by a regimen of proper dietary intake."

3. The sudden exodus from the room was blamed on a unbearibly odiferous instance of mass flatulepsy, brought on by excessive chili consumption."
by Steeplejack February 12, 2010
mugGet the flatulepsy mug.

Flatulentist

Some one that can make music with their musical sphincter, via their flatulent emissions
Jackie could fart along to the national anthem, her talent and flatulentist skills were much in demand at many a party. Though some of the tunes made many attendees gag and her musical arse to be kept away from naked flames.
by Pitman Poet November 12, 2020
mugGet the Flatulentist mug.

flatulette

Small measure of lady fart... Seen to be cheeky and in no way comparative to the male counterpart
Woops, please excuse me... that may ave been a flatulette, nothing more though... hee hee...
by kegmar August 8, 2009
mugGet the flatulette mug.

Floatulent

1) The escape of air from one's swimsuit while underwater, making a fart-like noise.

2) The bubble that appears in one's swimsuit after they emerge themselves underwater.
His swimsuit became floatulent as he sank into the water, creating a donut like ring of air in his swimtrunks.
by Red Smithery February 20, 2014
mugGet the Floatulent mug.

Flatulante

A combination of the words flatulent and vigilante, flatulence meaning of course, the act of breaking wind (farting), and vigilante meaning a person who is not in law enforcement, but tries to bring criminals to justice (motherfucking Batman). A flatulante then, is someone who punishes criminal or incredibly tasteless behavior with a fart to the head or face.
Dude, did you hear about the guy who farted on a kid's head in a superstore because the kid was being a shithead to his mom? That guy is the very first flatulante!
by Justin Appropriate October 20, 2014
mugGet the Flatulante mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email