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jupiter fisted

To get fisted by a woman who shops at Lane Bryant.
The fat girl walked out of Lane Bryant and Jupiter fisted me right in the ass with her massive paw.
by tholts November 12, 2013
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Trophy Fisted

Where one fist is inserted into the vagina and the other fist is inserted into the anus, the giver of this act then lifts the recipient over their head and celebrates in an exuberant manner.
After applying plenty of lube he trophy fisted her into a wild frenzy
by ShowClo! May 4, 2009
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Double Fisted Helicopter

An advanced technique for performing oral pleasures on a man.

1. Hold the penis with both hands
2. Insert penis in mouth
3. While moving head up and down rotate hands and arms in opposite directions.

Thus, making a helicopter blade motion with double fists.
Woman: "I'm feeling really creative and experimental tonight. What would you like me to do?"

Penis: "I heard about this thing called a Double Fisted Helicopter"

Woman: "Oh yeah! I learned that from my mom. It will feel great"
by KarliMonster March 23, 2011
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Fisted

A male or female getting a fist shoved up there ass till they cry getting fisted feels good actually
She got fisted so good she cummed
by Itchybuttholefucked February 11, 2019
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Fittesaft

Norwegian word for saying Vagina juice. Often used by people from Midthern and Northern Norway as a swear word.
Norwegian.
Boy: Har du no fittesaft æ kan låne i kvell?
Girl: Ikkje faen om æ ska lån dæ no fittesaft din jævla mannsjit, æ ska rævkjør dæ så langt uppi rasshølet te du kjenne det brenn!

English.
Boy: Do you have any vagina juice that I can borrow?
Girl: Not in the devil's name would I borrow you any vagina joice, you god damn manshit, I'm gonna fuck you so deep in the a-hole until you feel it burning!
by Larsan April 9, 2015
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Fisted by elk

Being royaly fucked by an unforseen circumstances involving and of being witnessed by an elk.

Also a progressive grindcore band. (in the works)
a farmer was walking through a forest....all of a sudden he had a hoof up his ass....FISTED BY ELK!!!!
by iamtheelk August 3, 2011
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Fitterunde

Norwegian term used to describe disappointment and a state of resignation with regards to a football league round. Specifically used in relation to a Fantasy Premier League low scoring gameweek. Often uttered by disaffected Arsenal fans.
I captained (insert name of chosen Arsenal player) and he was just subbed after missing a penalty. Fitterunde!
by deruwe May 31, 2018
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