1. THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE.
2. Just annoying. It gets in the water supply and makes me pay $2 at Burger King when for a bottle of water I could get at home.
3. Very useful for surprising your ex by replacing his whipped cream with it. (and for putting out fires, I guess.)
2. Just annoying. It gets in the water supply and makes me pay $2 at Burger King when for a bottle of water I could get at home.
3. Very useful for surprising your ex by replacing his whipped cream with it. (and for putting out fires, I guess.)
(1. Dude, did you hear about the fire on Bread St. this afternoon? Firefighters used WAAAAY too much firefighter foam, it got in the water supply, and now there's a bottled water shortage.
(2. Hehe, I surprised my ex-wife. Let's just say, her whipped cream is better at putting out fires. I replaced it with firefighter foam.
(2. Hehe, I surprised my ex-wife. Let's just say, her whipped cream is better at putting out fires. I replaced it with firefighter foam.
by fartcheesestinkstyfour May 22, 2023

“Wait girl, here comes the Firefighter!“
“I used the Firefighter on my girl last night. She hates the 3rd degree burns, but she'll be okay.“
“I used the Firefighter on my girl last night. She hates the 3rd degree burns, but she'll be okay.“
by Gashyy May 3, 2021
