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Cold-forking

Being deliberately or intentionally insensitive or neglectful. Can include a non-action or underwhelmed reaction that could be interpreted as a jab to another fueled by one's own jealousy (i.e. a nonchalant "diss" towards someone else's fortune).
Example of an accusation of cold-forking: "Why did you ignore the picture I sent of my new girlfriend and I? I saw you got it."
by tabintoeth May 26, 2018
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No finking finks

It’s basically “no friccing friccs/no fricking fricks” but just with the word fink.
“NO FINKING FINKS!”

“Yeah we know shut up already.”
by Moaning Earrape April 14, 2019
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Salad Forking

A kissing cousin of the sexual term “forking.” It refers to the act of penetrating a female from behind while spooning. In this particular instance, the female in question is a vegetarian, vegan, or some other person with a plant-based dietary restriction.
Hey man, how did your date with Agatha go last night?

Bro. We shared a salad and cuddled a little bit, but things got a bit serious. She asked me to toss her tomatoes, and we ended up salad forking!

Sweet! I think. Wait, what?
by FloridaPuffBoy February 8, 2024
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