shap file

A vector file used in geographic information systems, as spoken by a frustrated GIS user.

For alternate use see crap file.

"Where are the shap files?? Damn it!"

by holmesGIS August 3, 2009

file a complaint

A euphamism for defecating, which is sometimes humourously regarded as a form of silent protest.

Matt arrives late to dinner.

Matt: Where's Scott?

Bob: He didn't like the starter, so he decided to 'file a complaint'.

by Cr4k April 17, 2006

Peter file

An insult for pedophiles due to the word constantly getting censored by Youtubes shadow ban feature.

Raven Queen is a Peter file

by Dukenukem2020 December 12, 2021

MIDI files

MIDI files are a miracle and they are mainly made by the legend vinesauce Joel. One of the best MIDI files is John Cena theme MIDI.

Joel: These MIDI files are better than life

by fiver or tener November 19, 2018

file bitch

A derogatory term for a secretary, assistant, or intern that does the most demeaning and menial office work. This person is almost always at the bottom of the company ladder, making them a living target for all their coworkers.

Jim: God, I really don't want to have to copy all of this crap. Then it's got to get filed. It's gonna take all night.

Mike: Well, just give it to the file bitch. She's not a real person anyway.

by Ian Evans January 23, 2008

Claus file

A made-up file in a law firm in the name of Mr S. Claus, used as an excuse by lawyers for slacking off or engaging in non-work related activities.

"You can bill that time spent drinking to the Claus file."

by Mrs Claus August 22, 2011

cake file

1. A file filed with cake
2. A person who has no business being a Database Administrator
3. A file folder filed with cake recipes

1. I'm hungry I think I'll dip into my cake file
2. Dude, Cake File destroyed this record.
Cake file strikes again!
3. Make sure to clean out your desk or your employees will find your cake file

by Oncomingstorm77 April 25, 2008