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Fiddlywank

to be an ignorant and ugly person
Dude you're such a fiddlywank.
by legendaryFalloutboiii August 30, 2016
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fiddle arse

As in " Hey mate, what are you up to this arvo?

And the reply " Oh not much, I'm just gonna fiddle arse around , playing a bit of guitar, browsing through Facebook "
by RonniP April 14, 2017
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fiddling a loose one

when you give someone with whiskey dick a hand job to try to get it up, but of course, they have whiskey dick, so you can't get it up. so the penis just kind of flops around while you fiddle with it. the worst thing that can happen to a drunk and horny individual.
Girl 1: "Man, Casey had whiskey dick, so I was fiddling a loose one for a while"
Girl 2: "Dude that sucks...sorry you didn't get it in!"
by theOGfiddler69 September 23, 2017
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fiddlesticking

The act of one rapidly slapping back and forth

between his or her inner thighs with his or her hands. The goal of this action is to generate a loud noise. Fiddlesticking is a common practice among middle schoolers.
Joe: I am definitely better at fiddlesticking than you.
Ryan: No way bro, I can do it way faster and louder than you!
by Yeet Master May 30, 2018
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Fiddley doobing

Having creepy sex in the back of a car with a hot little morsel.
Robs dad: I know you were in the back seat of my bronco fiddley doobing with that girl!

Rob: no dad I wasn’t I swear.
Robs dad: then whose condom rappers are these?
Rob: Moms?
by SNAKS November 8, 2019
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Swedish Fiddler

The act of teabagging the particle stream in the Large Hadron Collider, or LHC. Synonymous with Golden CERN.

Coined by Joel Watson in his HijiNKS ENSUE webcomic on 27 september 2010.
The quantum sex act Josh describes in panel 3 is referred to in scientific circles as a “Swedish Fiddler,” a “A Golden CERN,” or a “Hot Black Hole with a Reverse Baby Universe.”
by Richard Garrison September 29, 2010
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diddle fiddle

Object used to "diddle" someone, such as a finger or toy
"Hey girl, i can play alot of instruments, i specialize in the diddle fiddle."
by Watchus34 June 22, 2017
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